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August 26, 2005

Nice Perky Ones

by @ 6:36 am. Filed under Anime



3311

Originally uploaded by toyoi_b.




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Teachers screwing their students

by @ 6:34 am. Filed under Pseudo Intellectualism

Female teachers humping on their teenage students has been a hot topic in our tabloid obsessed, trendy, fad loving “news”. For guys the easy reaction is to say, “Where were these teachers at when I was going to school,” but let’s discuss this seriously. Are these chicks child molesters or just “guides” for sexually inexperienced youth?

First things first, we have to clearly establish that teenager girls are mentally different from teenage boys. In my own personal experience I would say that while women on the whole tend to be smarter then men, in the teenage years most boys mature faster mentally faster than girls. Translated, that means that teenage girls are dumb and easy prey for those who seek to use their blossoming bodies solely for sexual pleasure.

Did you know that most cases of teen pregnancy involve an adult male and an underage girl? That means that a seasoned adult male, usually in his 20’s, has taken advantage of his greater life experience and used it take advantage of a teenage girl who is ill-equipped to recognize the signs of someone trying to play her for sex. Teenage boys cannot run game on a girl like a grown man can; I think we can all agree on that.

On top of that I think that we can all agree that most people who you would call “perverts” are male. Why? I have no idea. I’m not a psychologist or a sociologist, but I live in this society and can tell you that most perverts are dudes. Clearly most forms of sexual deviancy such as child molestation, rape, peeping toms, and flashers will be perpetrated by men. Women are not excluded from these activities but the bulk of the population is made up of men.

So why aren’t these news reports of 20, 30, 40 year old women sleeping with their teenage students causing as much fervor as it would if it were male teachers and female students? Part of it is societal perception is that teenage girls are dumb (which I agree with) and that for some reason it’s ok for a teenage boy to “work off some energy”.

I’m confused by this. A sexual predator is a sexual predator, at least in my mind. Would I have like to sleep with a few of my teachers back in High School? You betcha. But it would have been wrong and immoral (*whoop whoop* here come the Morality Police!) for a teacher, someone in a position of authority and with much more life experience, to con me into a sexual relationship. I’m all for treating teenagers like adults, but I’m of the opinion that teenagers, male or female, are being taken advantage of when a much older teachers fucks them rather than entering into a consensual sexual relationship.



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August 25, 2005

P6202861

by @ 6:53 am. Filed under Flickr



P6202861

Originally uploaded by DaveQ.




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P6202793

by @ 6:52 am. Filed under Flickr



P6202793

Originally uploaded by DaveQ.




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lingere

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lingere

Originally uploaded by Critical Perspective.




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Uninhibited - IMG_1882

by @ 6:51 am. Filed under Flickr



Uninhibited - IMG_1882

Originally uploaded by Paintme.




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cassss

by @ 6:50 am. Filed under Flickr



cassss

Originally uploaded by martin77.




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Links 8/25/05

by @ 6:47 am. Filed under Links

thong



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August 24, 2005

Bending over - Mature

by @ 6:44 am. Filed under Flickr



cl239×007

Originally uploaded by jj60.




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Mature blonde

by @ 6:43 am. Filed under Flickr



jop145×031

Originally uploaded by jj60.




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631801-L-1

by @ 6:42 am. Filed under Flickr



631801-L-1

Originally uploaded by jj60.


Some nice lookin’ tits



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Mature Ass

by @ 6:41 am. Filed under Flickr





Originally uploaded by jj60.




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nice nips

by @ 6:40 am. Filed under Flickr



nice nips

Originally uploaded by jj60.


Mature gal. Not that easy on the eyes, but hey *shrug*



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Descanso

by @ 6:37 am. Filed under Flickr



Descanso

Originally uploaded by María Claudia.


Latin ass



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Average Girls and Amateur Porn

by @ 6:36 am. Filed under Pseudo Intellectualism

Back in the early days of what we’ve come to known as the Internet (the mid 90’s we’re talking about here) I don’t remember a great demand for “amateur” and “Average Girl” porn. The difference between the two being that amateur porn is porn produced by non-professionals and Average Girl porn features women that aren’t all that good looking, but have nice bodies – a.k.a. butterfaces.

Back around 1995 or 1996 I noticed a website that crept upon the scene called Voyeurweb.com. It’s since gone on to spawn many imitators and become the most popular amateur porn site on the web but back in the day not everyone was hopping on the amateur porn bandwagon. Part of the surge in popularity is due of course to the digital camera which provides instant gratification in terms of editing & easy deletion, and more importantly you don’t have to drop off a roll of film at your local Long’s Drugs and have them keep a copy of your negatives for “safe keeping”.

I’ve noticed that with the rise in popularity in digital cameras (and availability of Photoshop to hide your wife/gf’s face) that the pictures are becoming more risqué. Threesomes, graphic insertion shorts, flasher pics, etc, are all tending to become more popular. Believe me I’m not complaining, I applaud you freakniks out there who are willing to post pics of you going ass-to-mouth on your wife, or having 3 of your buddies gang bang her. That’s your business, I won’t pass judgment, and just keep the pics coming why don’t you? 

As far as Average Girl porn goes I believe that it’s born out of most American males’ insecurity with their ability to bone good-looking chicks. Sure, everyone wants to bang the prettiest broads out there, but in real life some of us are a tad more realistic. Some people out there realize that they’re ugly or average looking and can only get chicks that are in there league. Is it any wonder that such “accommodations” would make their way into porn?

I’m actually down with Average Girl porn because it goes against the popular notion that you have to be fine as hell to get guys to want to bang you. There’s more about being sexy than having a pretty face, and believe me I think we’ve all seen plenty of fine chicks with no ass and no titties.

Here’s a question for you: In your real life would you rather bone a fine chick with no tits and no ass or a chick with below average face that was rather well endowed and had a nice booty. Be honest!



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August 23, 2005

Bikini Contest G

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Bikini Contest E

by @ 6:41 am. Filed under Flickr



P3240046

Originally uploaded by Beach Bunny.




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Bikini Contest D

by @ 6:41 am. Filed under Flickr



P3240163

Originally uploaded by Beach Bunny.




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Bikini Contest C

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P3244620

Originally uploaded by Beach Bunny.




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Bikini Contest B

by @ 6:39 am. Filed under Flickr



P3244305

Originally uploaded by Beach Bunny.




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Bikini Contest A

by @ 6:38 am. Filed under Flickr



P3244575

Originally uploaded by Beach Bunny.




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Links 8/23/05

by @ 5:00 am. Filed under Links

asian

Wikipedia entry on Amateur Porn - This is the blog of pseduo intellectualism so excuse me if you’re offended by the lack of pictures at this link. Geez! ;)

Curvewatch.nl - If you like white girls with big tits then this is your babe blog.

Snarky Babes - Very nice babelog. Nice pics :)

Kimochi-ii!!! - Nice babe blog with Japanese, Korean & Taiwanese girls.

Wired.com: “Is Porn worse than Crack?” - Last time I checked no one was stealing their grandma’s TV to support their porn habit *shrug*



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August 22, 2005

Bedroom

by @ 7:08 am. Filed under Flickr



Bedroom

Originally uploaded by ineffablething.




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Beauty is the response to provocation

by @ 7:07 am. Filed under Flickr



Beauty is the response to provocation

Originally uploaded by miss cleopatra.




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9

by @ 7:06 am. Filed under Flickr



9

Originally uploaded by innernoise.


Yes, this was on Flickr :)



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sistah

by @ 7:01 am. Filed under Flickr



sistah

Originally uploaded by ridah2.


I thought that they banned frontal nudity on Flickr? Don’t expect to see this up for long :-p



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curves…and pink nipples

by @ 7:01 am. Filed under Flickr



curves…and pink nipples

Originally uploaded by innernoise.




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Fake Tits

by @ 7:00 am. Filed under Pseudo Intellectualism

breast implant

I’d like to discuss fake tits for a second.

We here in America would like to imagine that we’re civilized and above such “primitive” acts as neck lengthening or putting bones in our noses or cutting our dicks in half to appear sexier to the opposite sex. Oh, we are so, so wrong.

Fake tits are a plague upon our society that must be stopped!

Okay, they’re not that serious, but I’m not a big fan of poorly done boob jobs. I know that this is America and that you’re free to like any kind of tits that you like (because I know that there are guys who like the look of a shitty boob job) but this is my website dammit and I’m gonna get on my soapbox.

Now if this were Smut Peddler’s country I would restrict boob jobs to strippers, prostitutes and cancer survivors.

Strippers – This is a no-brainer. Big tits = big money. Sure, if you have small ones that doesn’t mean that you won’t make any money, but if you’re not the greatest dancer, or the nicest lady, or possess some shortcoming that will affect your bottom line then a big set of tits may negate those effects.

E.g. – You’re a stripper, and even though it’s dark you’re still not the best looking girl in the house, nor are you the youngest and you sometimes have a bad attitude, but I will be willing to overlook that a large number of your clientele will overlook that if you frequently put your meat pillows in their face. I could be wrong.

Prostitutes – Same principle as prostitutes, and before any of you stripper pole veterans email me to tell me that being a stripper doesn’t necessarily mean that you’re a prostitute save yourself some time and don’t bother sending it. The similarity between a stripper and a prostitute is like the similarity between a tiger and a housecat. Yeah, technically they’re different, but basically they’re the same thing. Oh yeah, and in the wild a housecat can’t voluntarily turn into a tiger if they’re coming up short on funds like a stripper can turn into a prostitute.

Cancer survivors – Let me get all Lance Armstrong (Live Strong!) serious on you. Ladies who have to have a breast removed because of cancer can end up being psychologically scarred and damaged beyond repair. We have the technology to negate those effects. We can rebuild them. And not for six million dollars either, just a few thousand .

There you have it. Comments please…



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August 20, 2005

sensualslip

by @ 9:43 am. Filed under Flickr



sensualslip

Originally uploaded by bitmap.




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Unhooked Garters

by @ 9:41 am. Filed under Flickr



Unhooked Garters

Originally uploaded by hector19.




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