Don't play around with your MySQL settings kiddies! That's your lesson for today.
And I'd also like to thank my host provider for not answering my troubleshooting questions for almost 36 hours. They're fucking with my cash flow, eh?!
Anyways, I'm back from vacation. I'm ready to rock. I'm ready to make some scrill, and I know you're ready to see some naked chicks. So, let's get started shall we?