Archives: May 2004
Thu May 27, 2004
Guide to Boobs
This is some classic shit right here! Boobs: An owner's manual
"The thing about boobs that seems to cause the most worry is their size. Breasts can range from teeny to enormous, and it seems that we all waste a lot of energy wishing ours were either larger or smaller. Whether yours are lemons or grapefruits, they're normal...
" Nipples come in a whole range of colors, from light pink to brownish black. The color of your nipples usually corresponds to your skin color. Got dark skin? You've probably got darker nipples. As your breasts develop, your nipples and areolae (the area around the nipples) also get darker...
"A lot of girls and women have nipples that are inverted — they're like slits instead of buttons. Guess what? This, too, is normal. Sometimes only one nipple is inverted. Sometimes they invert or correct themselves during development. Inverted nipples work just fine and don't mean you can't breast-feed later if you choose to."
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Nipple Huggers
Wanna be like Janet Jackson minus the multiple trips to the plastic surgeon? Well since you're not going to be felt up on live TV by a 5'2" white kid that sings like a little girl the only alternative is to try Nipple Huggers!
Either that or you can run away from home when you're 18 and marry some dude just to get away from home and divorce him a few months later. Or you can wait until you're in your 30's, marry some guy in secret, deny you're married to him for years and only acknowledge that you ARE married when you get divorced. Or your big brother can molest little kids. You be the judge.
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Race & Sexual "Evolution"
From Race without Color
But all those determinants of sex appeal vary geographically. Khoisan and Andaman Island women tend to have much larger buttocks than most other women. Nipple color and breast shape and size also vary geographically among women. European men are rather hairy by world standards, while Southeast Asian men tend to have very sparse beards and body hair.
What's the function of these traits that differ so markedly between men and women? They certainly don't aid survival: it's not the case that orange nipples help Khoisan women escape lions, while darker nipples help European women survive cold winters. Instead, these varying traits play a crucial role in sexual selection. Women with very large buttocks are a turn-on, or at least acceptable, to Khoisan and Andaman men but look freakish to many men from other parts of the world. Bearded and hairy men readily find mates in Europe but fare worse in Southeast Asia. The geographic variation of these traits, however, is as arbitrary as the geographic variation in the color of a lion's mane.
I dare any of you white guys out there to tell your black friends that you don't find Ghetto-Sized Booty attractive because of evolution. I dare you ! :-D
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Tue May 25, 2004
Penis Pumps
Penis pumps sound easy don't they? Put your dick in the tube and pump away right? Not exactly.
Of course, you also have to keep a regular routine going after that if you want those results to be permanent. It's really no different than any other type of regular exercise program. However, as with any other form of exercise, you don't want to overtrain, and you need to allow your body to recover between sessions to avoid injury. Men who report the most success use moderate pumping sessions (about 30 minutes) three to four times a week, allowing recovery time between sessions.
Most Americans can't even get their fat asses to the gym to lose weight, but you expect them to adhere to a "workout routine" in order to make their dicks bigger? Fat chance.
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Penile Duplication
As cool as it may SOUND, I doubt that having two dicks would be very fun.
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Bitch Broke my dick!
I'm sure we've all heard about chicks "breaking your dick" and thought, "How can she break my dick when there's no bone?"
Fractures to the penis, although uncommon, do occur. Fracture occurs when an abnormal force is applied to the erect penis. The 'fracture' is actually a tear in the tunica albuginea, the thick fibrous coat surrounding the corpora cavernosum tissue that produces an erection. It is an uncommon injury, usually but not always the result of damage to the penis during sexual intercourse.
Read more about it at the Penis Fracutre Resource Center
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Want a bigger weiner?
Big dick in a bottle...
I don't know about you, but I'm goddamn sick of hearing the radio commercials, getting the e-mail spam and seeing the late night informercials about pills that make your dick bigger. Especially since I am fairly comfortable with the size of my penis. But I know that some of you lack self-esteem and foolishly it's somehow tied to your
Finally a blog for you to read! Do Penis Enlargement Pills Work?
This dude bought some of Dick Pills and recorded his results. Final verdict? The pills didn't do jack shit. But the "excercises" (read glorified masturbation) added a half inch to his dick. Time to go jack off I guess, err, "exercise" :-)
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INTERNAL SITE ANNOUNCEMENT
I don't know about you but I've been bored as fuck with the format of this blog. Somehow just posting naked pics isn't doing it for me. You can see porn anywhere. What reason do you have to visit this site more than once???
Well, I'm working on that :)
I'm going to try "theme blogging" for awhile and see how that works. What's theme blogging? Taking a certain "theme" for a day or a couple of days and posting links & shit related to the theme.
We'll see how it oes.
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Sat May 22, 2004
Sweetest Candi
Some girl named Candi I've never heard of *shrug* :)
Sweetest Candi's homepage
More...
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Tue May 18, 2004
News Flash, another Lohan shot
Like we fucking need news alerts nowadays. Like I said. Bitch is trippin'.
Click the pic for a bigger shot.
Big ups to That's just not right.
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Demi Moore's Hairy Pussy
This pic is obviously from WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY back in the Stone Ages (the 1980's :) ).
Makes you wish that the hairy beaver was back in style right? Ummm, no.
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Lindsay Lohan's latest nipple mixup
Bitch done gone crazy with this titty flashing shit.
See more here
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Christina Aguilera Naked
I don't know if you guys were up on this, but there allegedly was some commercial for Virgin Mobile featuring Christina Aguilera in which she told the production crew to beat it from the set because she was getting naked. Then the story changed and it turned out she was going to do an orgasm scene (a la "When Harry Met Sally"). Well, they were wrong again.
According to Adrants, Xtina's commercial is just her bouncing up and down suggestively on an office chair. What a waste.
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Alexandra Kerry
I would be seriously remiss if I didn't post the picture of John Kerry's daughter wearing a see through dress at the Cannes Film Festival. She sure does have some ugly tits ;)
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Serena Williams
Pics of Serena's ass & titties. Thanks Google *smooches*
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Sat May 15, 2004
Overused Ebony Chick
When I say "overused" I don't mean a used up pussy I mean overused picture sets.
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Lisa Dergan
Fox Sports Net reporter and St. Pauli Girl...
Lisa Dergan's homepage...
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Scenes from a fuck film
What fuck film? I don't know...
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Now that's how you treat a lady!
Tie her up and paint "slut" on her ass...
And make sure she takes regular breaks.
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If I were sick...
If I were a sick pud I would intimate that the old man in that pic resembled the caricature of GOD that most people think of when they think of HIM. But I'm not sick...
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Did you get the memo?
I guess someone forgot to tell her that trying to lick your own titty is for chicks with big tits.
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Sung Hi
Never heard of Sung Hi before, she's A-IGHT. :)
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Asian Chick on a pool table
This reminds me of that movie Boomerang where Martin Lawrence is comparing the black man's plight in the world with a game of pool. The green felt is the earth. The white ball knocks all the other colored balls around. Hilarious :)
Ms Candace. Com
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Thu May 13, 2004
Mon May 10, 2004
Latin Spice
With that ole apple ass :)
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Sun May 09, 2004
Thu May 06, 2004
Tue May 04, 2004
In the VIP
This is one of my favorite Nasty Dollars site.
See the rest of the pics here
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8th Street Latina banged
I would like to ask someone from Nasty Dollars where exactly "8th Street" is. El barrio? Heh.
See the rest of the pics here.
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This is for Black Jesus — Sunny Leone
Black Jesus, who writes articles for this site, is Indian. My gift to you.
Got 'em here. Presumably from Mac and Bumble.Com.
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Mon May 03, 2004
Francine Dee
I don't know about them titties though *shakehead* Pics found here
Francine Dee's homepage
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Essence Sade
Asian? Black? Both? Who the fuck cares.
Found here, but presumably from the website Models Next Door
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Lil Kim's poontang
I've heard it mentioned on Awful Plastic Surgery.Com (a fav site of mine) that Lil Kim looks like she's taking a dose of the Michael Jackson "I wanna be white" pillls. Heh.
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Too much?
I asked this question last week, and I'll ask it again. Is there such a thing as too much booty :-) ?
Big Booty Club
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Zenaida Flava
I don't want mis hermanos latinos to think I'm racist or anything, eh?
Zenaida Flava's homepage
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Cucumber DP
Oh the joys of veggie love.
A friend of mine had a girlfriend once that claimed to masturbate with vegetables. Freaky beyotch.
Pics courtesy of Fantasy Content
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Gia Lashay
Courtesty of Aquarium Rising Photos
Gia Lashay's homepage
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Sun May 02, 2004
Amateur Mexican Honeys
See some more amateur Mexican honeys.
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Sat May 01, 2004
Asian lickfest
Damn, I haven't posted any Asian pics in awhile. Considering that my own girlfriend is Asian I should be ashamed of myself...
More pics of these Asian lesbians licking on each other.
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Carmel
Some more pics of this Latin chick Carmel
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Sinister poontang
I really don't mind the bald coochie, but there are some that just look sinister. Like this one.
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Cute chick
She's cute, in a pixie sort of way. Although, I'm not really digging the pink nipples. But what percentage of white chicks have brown nipples? Very few...
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