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Bedroom

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Beauty is the response to provocation

Originally uploaded by miss cleopatra.

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Originally uploaded by innernoise.

Yes, this was on Flickr

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sistah

Originally uploaded by ridah2.

I thought that they banned frontal nudity on Flickr? Don’t expect to see this up for long :-p

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curves…and pink nipples

Originally uploaded by innernoise.

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I’d like to discuss fake tits for a second.

We here in America would like to imagine that we’re civilized and above such “primitive” acts as neck lengthening or putting bones in our noses or cutting our dicks in half to appear sexier to the opposite sex. Oh, we are so, so wrong.

Fake tits are a plague upon our society that must be stopped!

Okay, they’re not that serious, but I’m not a big fan of poorly done boob jobs. I know that this is America and that you’re free to like any kind of tits that you like (because I know that there are guys who like the look of a shitty boob job) but this is my website dammit and I’m gonna get on my soapbox.

Now if this were Smut Peddler’s country I would restrict boob jobs to strippers, prostitutes and cancer survivors.

Strippers – This is a no-brainer. Big tits = big money. Sure, if you have small ones that doesn’t mean that you won’t make any money, but if you’re not the greatest dancer, or the nicest lady, or possess some shortcoming that will affect your bottom line then a big set of tits may negate those effects.

E.g. – You’re a stripper, and even though it’s dark you’re still not the best looking girl in the house, nor are you the youngest and you sometimes have a bad attitude, but I will be willing to overlook that a large number of your clientele will overlook that if you frequently put your meat pillows in their face. I could be wrong.

Prostitutes – Same principle as prostitutes, and before any of you stripper pole veterans email me to tell me that being a stripper doesn’t necessarily mean that you’re a prostitute save yourself some time and don’t bother sending it. The similarity between a stripper and a prostitute is like the similarity between a tiger and a housecat. Yeah, technically they’re different, but basically they’re the same thing. Oh yeah, and in the wild a housecat can’t voluntarily turn into a tiger if they’re coming up short on funds like a stripper can turn into a prostitute.

Cancer survivors – Let me get all Lance Armstrong (Live Strong!) serious on you. Ladies who have to have a breast removed because of cancer can end up being psychologically scarred and damaged beyond repair. We have the technology to negate those effects. We can rebuild them. And not for six million dollars either, just a few thousand .

There you have it. Comments please…

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