Not Work Safe

I could write about 10 different articles about the gym, and one day I probably will. But for today we’ll stick with one of the most obvious topics, and that would be women who go to the gym dressed in tight/revealing/barely there clothing.

If you’re trolling for dates (and I’m not) I supposed that the gym would be a good place to go if you only cared about a woman’s body and hardly about her personality – similar to a night club. In fact, I would say that the top class women at the gym would probably be a better bet to get with then their nightclub counterparts because

*It’s well-lit in the gym and you won’t be surprised with how she looks the next morning
*You know she keeps in shape
*You know where she’ll be at a certain time during the week (workout schedule)
*You get plenty of time to check out the entire package in a variety of poses (approx. a one hour workout complete with twists, turns, thrusts and bending over)

I don’t know about you, but if I cared about such things anymore I’d rather get a girl at the gym then a girl at the club.

I don’t take women for dummies, so if someone goes to the gym dressed in tight leggings and just a sports bra, and has a full face of makeup on and doesn’t lift that much weight I assume that she’s there to be seen and therefore the standard rules of polite behavior, like NOT STARING, can be relaxed. No, not staring like a stalker. We can go over gym gawking etiquette at a later date.