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8/18/2004

Former S-Club singer to “go porn”

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 5:31 pm


Alas, this story wasn’t as juicy as I had expected.

British pop princess Rachel Stevens is planning to transform herself into a ‘porn-star’ in a bid to stay at top of the charts…

So the sexy singer is planning a spectacular image-change to go with the release of her next single More, More, More.

Stevens explains: “I’m thinking of going porno girl myself.

Okay, look trick. Either you do, or you don’t. “Going porn” means sucking dicks, girl-on-girl, getting fucked in your ass, etc. “Going porn” is not a style of dress. That is called “Going Britney” a.k.a. “Going White Trash.”

Until I see you sucking on some dicks count me out.

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  1. Shouldn’t she have a nicer rack, and smaller gut before “going porn"? I guess she’ll be wearing those ‘chubby chains’ around her waist to ‘hide’ it.

    Comment by Scott_in_Japan — 8/18/2004 @ 6:54 pm

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