NOT WORK SAFE

11/1/2004

Jelena

Filed under: — PornoGil @ 9:07 pm

Jelena JensenJelena Jensen is fine. What else do you need to know? Big natural boobs, and a body and face that doesn’t seem to be ravaged by the cruel blade of a plastic surgeon.

http://www.naturalbustybabe.com/galleries/0804wb/z.html

She has a recently launched official site that you might want to check out as well:

http://www.jelenajensen.com/main.html

I love her look.

10/24/2004

JW’s at the door

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 2:35 pm

jws

Usually if you answer the door naked when Jehovah’s Witnesses come calling they’ll scurry away. That is of course if you live in the real world and not in the porn world.

10/18/2004

Natural Heavy Hangers

Filed under: — PornoGil @ 7:37 pm

Kerry MarieHey, that’s what the site graphics say. And frankly, something like that can’t be argued. Those be some big ol’ titties.

Kerry Marie

Those can’t be comfortable to walk around with. This girl, Kerry Marie is all over the big boobies magazine, and she’s something of poster girl. You can find her official site if you dig her that much.

Here’s something funnier, though. It’s a WAY over the top fantasy of making the dirty with Kerry Marie. Funny ass stuff: Anthem to Kerry Marie

10/14/2004

One Last Next Door Nikki

Filed under: — PornoGil @ 10:41 pm
Next Door Nikki

http://www.tiffanypics.com/galleries/ndnikkib90/8.html

Holy fucking shit. I think Next Door Nikki getting naked at this point would be redundant. I just have to say that that’s the hottest outfit I’ve seen ever. Ever.

I know I’m not the only one out there that digs her.

Nevertheless, that’ll be the last Next Door Nikki post, unless she shows up in some kind of oil lathered version of the same thing she’s wearing here.

10/13/2004

Ex-Girlfriend Taylor Bow

Filed under: — PornoGil @ 9:47 pm

Taylor BowStraight up, I call shenanigans on this whole concept: that some dude made sex tapes with his ex-girlfriend, then when the situation went south, he published them on the Internet. The site goes for the hard sell here of course, going so far as to both exhibit praise and disdain for this imaginary girlfriend.

Still, it’s a pretty good looking site, and the girl doesn’t look half bad herself. Given the rather limited amount of media that there is, I don’t know how much a value a membership would be. At the very least, go read the faux-praise. It’s funny enough to make me laugh. On what other pornsite could you read the phrase: “So beautiful you are. I can’t ever take that away from you.”

Holy shit.

http://www.taylorbow.com/t1/

10/12/2004

Greek Island of Lesbos

Filed under: — PornoGil @ 10:00 am

Greek Pool LesbiansThis gallery has two young women that want to have sex with each other. That’s not unusual, given the proclivity of the American male for hot girl on girl action. What is unusual is the setting. It looks like it takes place in one of Donald Trump’s ugly-ass, gaudy bathrooms. Featuring a rather obvious Greek mural on the wall, we also have some fake columns, nice wallpaper pattern and a tiny, lesbian-filled pool. So there. Enjoy. Or not.

http://virgin-beauties.com/0710sn/new87.html

10/10/2004

Girls Wearing Glasses

Filed under: — PornoGil @ 7:10 pm

Glasses GirlThey’re so prevalent now, that truly it doesn’t matter if one wears glasses or not. And despite that fact, many people still associate glasses with intellectualism, even when there’s clearly no connection. Still, seeing girls like this get all freaky with their spectacles just does something to me.

http://www.pornexclusive.com/freepics/

10/8/2004

Teagan Presley

Filed under: — PornoGil @ 9:20 pm

TeaganSo this girl is a lot like many girls that you probably know personally. She’s got a cute enough face, little boobies and a rocking ass that could make George Bush believe in the power of anal sex. OK, so I do at least. I know a girl that’s just like this. The difference is, the girl I know doesn’t make dirty porn for all of us to enjoy. Teagan has the booty; she’s young and cute; she wouldn’t give you the time of the day if you were to get all up on her in the club.

Oh well.

Enjoy the fruits of a questionable and admittedly difficult childhood. Hell, someone might as well.

Some hot pics of Teagan

Teagan Presley’s Videography

10/7/2004

Simple Blonde

Filed under: — PornoGil @ 10:23 pm

BlondeThis is going to be real quick and easy. I thought this blonde girl had really beautiful breasts, and thus, her image deserves to be spread across the internet as much as possible. Sure, there’s not much forethought here; not much I can say about the relationship of sex and society. But sometimes, that’s a comment on society and academia itself. That despite our over analyzing, writing and pondering, that a nice rack, is just a nice rack.

http://www.hardcoreseries.net/allinternal/tera-bond/

I’d get a membership just for that girl.

10/6/2004

Secretary?

Filed under: — PornoGil @ 8:07 pm

SecretaryI’ve never seen a secretary like this, that’s for damn sure. Frankly, I don’t think this girl would make a good secretary, anyway. Her beautiful, swarthy looks lead me to believe that she no speak-a the English, and is more concerned about removing her top than completing that memo.

http://www.sexykiwi.com/newtw/lenk2/

10/5/2004

More Next Door Nikki

Filed under: — PornoGil @ 7:08 pm

Next Door NikkiJust because I can:

More Next Door Nikki
Wetter, Hotter Next Door Nikki

Good Jeebus, she has nice breasts.

9/4/2004

iPod Girl

Filed under: — PornoGil @ 10:00 am

iPod Girl

Hey! I love my iPod too, but I don’t think I’d try to fuck it.

http://users4.ev1.net/~JOHNDX.BLOGS/Hegre12/Hegre12C.htm

8/26/2004

Next Door Nikki

Filed under: — PornoGil @ 7:56 pm

Why, oh why doesn’t Nikki live next door to me? She does have a certain girl next door quality to her, even if that quality is more stripper than innocent junior college student. I don’t think I’m off-base. If she’s not a stripper, I’m John Ashcroft in a tutu. The hints are obvious: tanned, toned body, pierced nipples and gigantic breasts. (From her website: “I know that a lot of you are curious about one specific detail, so here is the deal. My breasts are real! Nothing fake about em, they are all mine.")

Next Door Nikki

There are plenty pictures of her floating around the porno-verse, though none that I’ve seen so far have had any full nudity or her doing the kind of dirty stuff that girls next door should be doing. Though this comes close.

http://extremepink.com/nik/nikki12/index.html
http://extremepink.com/nik/nikki7/index.html
http://www.tiffanypics.com/galleries/ndnikki74/748.html

Jenna Jameson’s new book

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 7:44 pm

Everyone’s favorite porn skank Jenna Jameson wrote a book. Wow. [Insert joke about porn stars being too dumb to write books here.]

Propelled by positive reviews and a nationwide book tour, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale, the sizzling memoir by adult entertainment legend Jenna Jameson will debut September 5th at number nine on The New York Times non-fiction bestseller list, a monumental achievement for the adult industry superstar…

“A celebrity bio has to be judged on whether it’s entertaining and whether, despite the ghostwriter, a real person comes through in its pages,” said Charles Taylor on Salon.com. “Here, one does, and that’s as much a tribute to (co-author Neil) Strauss’ ability to merge with his subject as it is to the strength of Jameson’s personality. How to Make Love Like a Porn Star is lively, hellaciously entertaining, sharp, feisty and touching enough to earn Jameson the right to wear that ‘Heart Breaker’ tattoo on her right butt cheek.”

8/22/2004

Popsicle Drippings

Filed under: — PornoGil @ 11:48 am

I’m going to step away from the pseudo-intellectualism for a moment and just post a link of a hot girl with a popsicle.

popsicle girl
More of Rachel Elizabeth here.

She looks a lot like Krista Allen, which is a good thing. Nice big rear, too.

8/21/2004

Bunny Girl

Filed under: — PornoGil @ 9:08 am

Animal girl

I was conflicted on including a link to this site. The girl is really, really hot, but she also happens to be wearing some weird animal makeup. Plus there are some pumpkins around that don’t look like American pumpkins. I don’t like non-American pumpkins. Still, she flashes her tits, and gets fucked. Good for her.

http://www.ag-angels.com/

The room looks like some kind of typically sparse Euro-trash place.

8/12/2004

Lesbian Threesome

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 1:11 pm

Watch videos of three lesbians fucking and sucking.

8/11/2004

MILF Marissa screwed

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 1:09 pm

Watch video of MILF Marissa getting banged.

8/10/2004

Big Fucking Labia

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 4:46 pm

I’m sorry, but this shit has to be fake. Either that or human beings are evolving into flying creatures…

Link via Spy Babe

8/8/2004

Jenna Lewis Bittorrent File

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 3:19 pm

Just so things don’t get lost in the transition.

8/7/2004

Amber Frey Nude

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 1:06 pm

In addition to watching porn Scott Peterson was banging this out after Laci “disappeared”





Cum on Anita’s Tits

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 12:53 pm

What better way to kick off the “Re-Grand Opening” of Not Work Safe by celebrating with some big tit vids?

Cum on Anita's Tits

Click the image to see the vids

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