You think we have it bad, with GW and his conservative hit-squad of no fun. We may not be able to buy dildos in Alabama, but at least we can get porn if we really want it. China however, is cracking down on all forms of pornography. Because of a new edict by the communist leadership, the Chinese are asked to report any pornographic website they find, foreign or otherwise, and then get a reward
Sometimes I wish I was born in England. And then I remember there’s no Mexican Food, no hot Asian chicks and my teeth are straight 
A SHOCKING book about the lustful experiences of a 15-year-old girl goes on sale in Britain today.
Melissa Panarello’s graphic story of how she lost her virginity, had an orgy with five men, then sex with a married man, a transvestite and a lesbian has caused outrage…
‘Pornography is part of our civilisation, yet we are told to take it as vulgar and dirty. But sex is a central part of our lives.
‘I’m glad my book has caused controversy because it gets people talking and it brings sex out into the open.’
Everyone’s favorite porn skank Jenna Jameson wrote a book. Wow. [Insert joke about porn stars being too dumb to write books here.]
Propelled by positive reviews and a nationwide book tour, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale, the sizzling memoir by adult entertainment legend Jenna Jameson will debut September 5th at number nine on The New York Times non-fiction bestseller list, a monumental achievement for the adult industry superstar…
“A celebrity bio has to be judged on whether it’s entertaining and whether, despite the ghostwriter, a real person comes through in its pages,” said Charles Taylor on Salon.com. “Here, one does, and that’s as much a tribute to (co-author Neil) Strauss’ ability to merge with his subject as it is to the strength of Jameson’s personality. How to Make Love Like a Porn Star is lively, hellaciously entertaining, sharp, feisty and touching enough to earn Jameson the right to wear that ‘Heart Breaker’ tattoo on her right butt cheek.”
How much harder is the Bush administration going to come down on what it sees as ‘obscenity?” According to the new legislation they have, they’re trying to make it more difficult for anyone in the business of porn to stay in business. In essence, they’re trying to force them out via mountains of paperwork and red tape.
Most particularly, they want every company that produces or displays porn (yes, this includes sites like this, or the hundreds that we have linked to) to keep detailed records on each of the performers. For movie / photo shoots, no longer will an id and paperwork cut it. They want the name of the performer, along with every alias she has used, every movie she has performed in, who she performed with, and when. In addition, any other media must be cross-referenced. So as a porn site, if we have licensed Jenna Jameson pictures in a gallery, we must also track all the above information.
http://wired.com/news/culture/
Needless to say, those in the biz are outraged. And rightfully so, I say. They’re doing this under the guise of “protecting children” but the pornography laws already in place do that quite well. As far as I know, there’s been no case of an underage performer taking part in the business for over twenty years.
Come on dudes, this is 2004, not 1994. You should seriously know better.
Hundreds of civil servants from a single goverment department have been disciplined as part of an investigation into the downloading of pornographic images from the internet.
The investigation at the Department of Work and Pensions has led to one criminal conviction and 16 sackings. A further 221 staff have been disciplined for gross or serious misconduct between July 2003 and March 2004.
Dude, at least get a URL encrypter or something. Fucking dumbasses.
British pop princess Rachel Stevens is planning to transform herself into a ‘porn-star’ in a bid to stay at top of the charts…
So the sexy singer is planning a spectacular image-change to go with the release of her next single More, More, More.
Stevens explains: “I’m thinking of going porno girl myself.
Okay, look trick. Either you do, or you don’t. “Going porn” means sucking dicks, girl-on-girl, getting fucked in your ass, etc. “Going porn” is not a style of dress. That is called “Going Britney” a.k.a. “Going White Trash.”
Until I see you sucking on some dicks count me out.
The following is an article written special for Not Work Safe by a friend of ours that we’ll refer to as “Captain America” Capt. A lived in Japan for a few years and became “intimately” associated with the sexual culture of Japan.
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Panty Sale
It’s against the law for me to buy underwear now. Women’s underwear,
anyway. Thanks to the Tokyo Metropolitan government it is now illegal to
buy used underwear from girls under the age of 16. Which is too bad for the
ladies in Japan looking to make some scratch, a soiled pair can cost over
$75.
We saw that the end was near, though, it was pretty clear. The first sign
was that the middle-man was getting cut out. With the help of the
‘phone-clubs’ (which is a cell-phone accessed chat-room or bulletin-board)
girls would sell their drawers directly.
Once arranging a meeting with the customer, girls would hand the goods over
directly. A lot of the time the girls would charge more if they pulled them
off in front of the customer. Additional cash would get the customer a
small show.
It’s not just hitting high-school girls either. The law effectively covers
ANY woman from selling her drawers. That means that college hotties can’t
sell their drawers.
And it’s not just the Japanese girls who get in on the action. ‘Foreign’
women (in this case, white American girls) can sell their goods too, and for
more than $75. The Japanese men who prefer the goods of American girls say
that the American women leave a scent that is stronger, and more like
cheese. The Japanese girls, the men complain, leave a weak smell, similar
to cuttlefish.
The US has some of those photo-sticker booths, you’ve probably seen one at
the mall. They’re EVERYWHERE in Japan. Most stores and shopping malls have
them, as does every video arcade. In high-traffic areas any guy seen
walking towards a booth is suspect of paying for panties….and often
guilty.
But it’s not just in Japan. A politician in the United Kingdom got busted
for selling his wife’s used panties on the net. [http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/06/07/tory_panties_down/]
That’s right, starting a couple years ago, the would-be politico was making
change with help from his willing wife - she even posed for pictures on the
website. At least he was making his money honestly.
eBay doesn’t allow people to sell “soiled items". They refer to “used
clothing” and other indirect names for soiled panties. They give excuses
for reasons of ‘health’, and ’sanitation’ but we know what they’re really
talking about.
A couple of Australian cops stumble upon a porn set, end up having sex with a pornstar, while the crew secretly films. Yup, just another day strolling around Australia.
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/08/15/1092508267478.html
I’d like to copy the entire text, but alas, that would be stealing. I’ll post enough to stimulate you to click the link. Fascinating reading.
The minimum age for having/selling sex in Tokyo is 14. Even though it is difficult to measure maturity, a Japanese 14-yearold is certainly less mature than a Norwegian at the same age rated on a Western scale. (I still haven’t figured out what the Japanese scale is like)…
So girls in my class tell me that it is completely accepted morally for 14-year olds to sell sex and that they have no problems with it. Mothers don’t care. Teachers don’t care. Girls are expelled for smoking, but they are allowed to sell sex. Teachers may of course also take advantage of the students. In junior high schools it is normal for girls to give their teachers massages. And in high school teachers who sleep with students are not at all unknown…
You may wonder why not more foreigners go to Japan to buy sex, the answer is: PRICES.
I can give you some examples. A girl I know sold her virginity for 1 million yen (60000NOK 10000 USD). That’s a lot of money, even in Japan a teenager can live on 10000 bucks for a while.
The sad part is that she was sold her stuff for the equivalent of $181.
A Tokyo firefighter has been arrested for having sex with a 15-year-old girl after promising to pay her 20,000 yen, police said Friday…
Kawamura had sex with a then third-year junior high school girl at a hotel in Toshima-ku, Tokyo, on March 11 while knowing she was under 18 years old, the Metropolitan Police Department said…
I’ve heard stories in the past about Japanese schoolgirls selling their poohnanny to older men to buy shit that their parents won’t buy for them. I guess someone has to pay for those text messaging bills *shrug*
I have no idea who this Chocoball guy is, but he sounds like the man haha
Porn star and professional wrestler Chocoball Mukai has been found guilty of indecency after having sex with an adult video actress while a bar crowd stood by and watched…
Mukai’s arrest was Japan’s first to have been made in the type of pub referred to locally as a “happening bar,” which is basically a pub where swingers can go and have sex with like-minded people, often in front of others in attendance.
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