Jelena Jensen is fine. What else do you need to know? Big natural boobs, and a body and face that doesn’t seem to be ravaged by the cruel blade of a plastic surgeon.
http://www.naturalbustybabe.com/galleries/0804wb/z.html
She has a recently launched official site that you might want to check out as well:
http://www.jelenajensen.com/main.html
I love her look.
Usually if you answer the door naked when Jehovah’s Witnesses come calling they’ll scurry away. That is of course if you live in the real world and not in the porn world.
I’ll tell you why I like the concept of this DVD and why I’ll be shelling out a few bucks for it. Mainstream acceptance of porn is as widespread as it’s ever been, but it still has the unfortunate stigma of being dirty and something to be ashamed of, as far as most the United States goes. I’m not calling for a porn DVD in every television, but it’d be nice if people could talk civilly about it without being branded perverts.
That aside, it’ll take more of DVDs like this to increase awareness to acceptable levels. 50 Cent is the biggest goddamn music star in the world right now, and having his stank all over this disc is great.
Groupie Love DVD
His non-pornographic appearance in the film isn’t the only thing that this disc has going for it. It’s interactive, meaning that you have a some nice, if not limited, choices in what the girls will do for you. Which brings me to a more important point: the girls. Oh my God, the girls. They get some top shelf talent here, with a great variety and each more smoking hot than the last. Some of the highlights (and personal favorites of mine) include Taylor Rain, Lacey, Daisy and Monica Sweetheart. All different colors of one tasty rainbow, that’s for sure. Go to the site and check out the girls and clips from the film.
Hey, that’s what the site graphics say. And frankly, something like that can’t be argued. Those be some big ol’ titties.
Those can’t be comfortable to walk around with. This girl, Kerry Marie is all over the big boobies magazine, and she’s something of poster girl. You can find her official site if you dig her that much.
Here’s something funnier, though. It’s a WAY over the top fantasy of making the dirty with Kerry Marie. Funny ass stuff: Anthem to Kerry Marie
http://www.tiffanypics.com/galleries/ndnikkib90/8.html
Holy fucking shit. I think Next Door Nikki getting naked at this point would be redundant. I just have to say that that’s the hottest outfit I’ve seen ever. Ever.
I know I’m not the only one out there that digs her.
Nevertheless, that’ll be the last Next Door Nikki post, unless she shows up in some kind of oil lathered version of the same thing she’s wearing here.
Straight up, I call shenanigans on this whole concept: that some dude made sex tapes with his ex-girlfriend, then when the situation went south, he published them on the Internet. The site goes for the hard sell here of course, going so far as to both exhibit praise and disdain for this imaginary girlfriend.
Still, it’s a pretty good looking site, and the girl doesn’t look half bad herself. Given the rather limited amount of media that there is, I don’t know how much a value a membership would be. At the very least, go read the faux-praise. It’s funny enough to make me laugh. On what other pornsite could you read the phrase: “So beautiful you are. I can’t ever take that away from you.”
Holy shit.
This gallery has two young women that want to have sex with each other. That’s not unusual, given the proclivity of the American male for hot girl on girl action. What is unusual is the setting. It looks like it takes place in one of Donald Trump’s ugly-ass, gaudy bathrooms. Featuring a rather obvious Greek mural on the wall, we also have some fake columns, nice wallpaper pattern and a tiny, lesbian-filled pool. So there. Enjoy. Or not.
They’re so prevalent now, that truly it doesn’t matter if one wears glasses or not. And despite that fact, many people still associate glasses with intellectualism, even when there’s clearly no connection. Still, seeing girls like this get all freaky with their spectacles just does something to me.
So this girl is a lot like many girls that you probably know personally. She’s got a cute enough face, little boobies and a rocking ass that could make George Bush believe in the power of anal sex. OK, so I do at least. I know a girl that’s just like this. The difference is, the girl I know doesn’t make dirty porn for all of us to enjoy. Teagan has the booty; she’s young and cute; she wouldn’t give you the time of the day if you were to get all up on her in the club.
Oh well.
Enjoy the fruits of a questionable and admittedly difficult childhood. Hell, someone might as well.
Some hot pics of Teagan
Teagan Presley’s Videography
This is going to be real quick and easy. I thought this blonde girl had really beautiful breasts, and thus, her image deserves to be spread across the internet as much as possible. Sure, there’s not much forethought here; not much I can say about the relationship of sex and society. But sometimes, that’s a comment on society and academia itself. That despite our over analyzing, writing and pondering, that a nice rack, is just a nice rack.
http://www.hardcoreseries.net/allinternal/tera-bond/
I’d get a membership just for that girl.
I’ve never seen a secretary like this, that’s for damn sure. Frankly, I don’t think this girl would make a good secretary, anyway. Her beautiful, swarthy looks lead me to believe that she no speak-a the English, and is more concerned about removing her top than completing that memo.
http://www.sexykiwi.com/newtw/lenk2/
Just because I can:
More Next Door Nikki
Wetter, Hotter Next Door Nikki
Good Jeebus, she has nice breasts.
I’m on something of a dark-skinned Asian kick, so bear with me. Here’s a review to what is considered one of the better Asian-hottie pornos featuring some very lovely young ladies, including the very bouncy Charmaine Starr who I talked about the other day.
http://www.mrwebreview.com/dvd/mwrd0116.htm
Nautica [right] is also of note. She gets really into whatever she’s doing, getting covered in sweat and yelling. She claimed in a recent interview (but I’ll be damned if I can find it), that this is the movie where she orgasmed on screen. Hmmm.
By the way, I love reading porn reviews. Where else can you read the words “gonad guacamole"?
Despite having a name that sounds like it could be for a special edition of toilet paper, Charmaine Starr is a hottie. I believe that she got her start as a cover girl on those stupid import / custom auto magazines. Regardless of that very questionable pedigree, Charmaine got into the porn biz and started doing dirty things. And fancy that: she’s really good at it.
http://galleries.babes.tv/charmainewall/index.php
Can anyone say “refreshingly natural"?
Despite being light-colored, I can appreciate a fine ass. And there are fewer finer (admittedly white girl) asses, than you’ll see in Reef surf apparel ads. Chances are, unless you’re some stoner surfer from Southern California, you have no idea who the Reef Girls are. The company stumbled long ago on the completely genius concept of just having a fine ass, decked out in a thong, as their trademark element of their campaign. The model changes by the month, and a calendar is released every year. Reef Brazil’s site has some great pics of their current crop of models, plus some not-assy-enough wallpapers:
Depending on how you look at it, this approach has its drawbacks. The models are sometimes fugly if they turn around, but the fact remains that they don’t turn around all that much.
I like these pics of potential Reef Girls even better than the official site. Some fine, fine ass being strutted around.
Hey! I love my iPod too, but I don’t think I’d try to fuck it.
http://users4.ev1.net/~JOHNDX.BLOGS/Hegre12/Hegre12C.htm
Why, oh why doesn’t Nikki live next door to me? She does have a certain girl next door quality to her, even if that quality is more stripper than innocent junior college student. I don’t think I’m off-base. If she’s not a stripper, I’m John Ashcroft in a tutu. The hints are obvious: tanned, toned body, pierced nipples and gigantic breasts. (From her website: “I know that a lot of you are curious about one specific detail, so here is the deal. My breasts are real! Nothing fake about em, they are all mine.")
There are plenty pictures of her floating around the porno-verse, though none that I’ve seen so far have had any full nudity or her doing the kind of dirty stuff that girls next door should be doing. Though this comes close.
http://extremepink.com/nik/nikki12/index.html
http://extremepink.com/nik/nikki7/index.html
http://www.tiffanypics.com/galleries/ndnikki74/748.html
Everyone’s favorite porn skank Jenna Jameson wrote a book. Wow. [Insert joke about porn stars being too dumb to write books here.]
Propelled by positive reviews and a nationwide book tour, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale, the sizzling memoir by adult entertainment legend Jenna Jameson will debut September 5th at number nine on The New York Times non-fiction bestseller list, a monumental achievement for the adult industry superstar…
“A celebrity bio has to be judged on whether it’s entertaining and whether, despite the ghostwriter, a real person comes through in its pages,” said Charles Taylor on Salon.com. “Here, one does, and that’s as much a tribute to (co-author Neil) Strauss’ ability to merge with his subject as it is to the strength of Jameson’s personality. How to Make Love Like a Porn Star is lively, hellaciously entertaining, sharp, feisty and touching enough to earn Jameson the right to wear that ‘Heart Breaker’ tattoo on her right butt cheek.”
Yoko seems like a nice gal. I bet she rescues dogs from the pound, makes many donations to various children’s charities in Japan, eats healthy and always calls mother and father to let them know how she’s doing. No, I don’t have any evidence to support such a claim, but it’s just what I like to believe. What’s quite obvious, however, is that Yoko has enormous breasts. They’re real as far as I can tell.
Strangely, this site is safe for work, a certain rarity for websites such as this. That is, it’s safe-for-work if the kind of job you have doesn’t mind you looking a massive hooters covered by little fabric. And if you do have a job like that, let me know.
I’m going to step away from the pseudo-intellectualism for a moment and just post a link of a hot girl with a popsicle.
She looks a lot like Krista Allen, which is a good thing. Nice big rear, too.
I was conflicted on including a link to this site. The girl is really, really hot, but she also happens to be wearing some weird animal makeup. Plus there are some pumpkins around that don’t look like American pumpkins. I don’t like non-American pumpkins. Still, she flashes her tits, and gets fucked. Good for her.
The room looks like some kind of typically sparse Euro-trash place.
God, I love the Olympics. Of special note lately has been the women’s beach volleyball. Tight, toned and tanned, these women seem to be wearing the skimpiest little suits that I’ve ever seen. I actually told people that if the FCC had their way, they’d have to blur all the lovely ass that these Olympians are showing. Hell, they do it to poor Paris on The Simple Life. Screw the FFC.
Anyway, take a gander at Yahoo!’s most emailed photos of late. Many of Olympians showing ass, a nip here, side boobage there. It’s like porn, but I don’t feel so dirty looking at it.
Yahoo!: Most Emailed Sports Photos
[Link via Kottke.org]
Watch vids of this light-skinned black broad get banged…
Watch videos of three lesbians fucking and sucking.
Watch video of MILF Marissa getting banged.
I’m sorry, but this shit has to be fake. Either that or human beings are evolving into flying creatures…
Link via Spy Babe
Watch video of Alexa gettin’ boned…
Just so things don’t get lost in the transition.
The Sun has their list of the top 10 transexuals of all time. Too many fucking lists I tell you…
And that my friends is what we call an apple ass.
In addition to watching porn Scott Peterson was banging this out after Laci “disappeared”
What better way to kick off the “Re-Grand Opening” of Not Work Safe by celebrating with some big tit vids?
Click the image to see the vids
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