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I’ll tell you why I like the concept of this DVD and why I’ll be shelling out a few bucks for it. Mainstream acceptance of porn is as widespread as it’s ever been, but it still has the unfortunate stigma of being dirty and something to be ashamed of, as far as most the United States goes. I’m not calling for a porn DVD in every television, but it’d be nice if people could talk civilly about it without being branded perverts.

That aside, it’ll take more of DVDs like this to increase awareness to acceptable levels. 50 Cent is the biggest goddamn music star in the world right now, and having his stank all over this disc is great.

Groupie Love DVD

His non-pornographic appearance in the film isn’t the only thing that this disc has going for it. It’s interactive, meaning that you have a some nice, if not limited, choices in what the girls will do for you. Which brings me to a more important point: the girls. Oh my God, the girls. They get some top shelf talent here, with a great variety and each more smoking hot than the last. Some of the highlights (and personal favorites of mine) include Taylor Rain, Lacey, Daisy and Monica Sweetheart. All different colors of one tasty rainbow, that’s for sure. Go to the site and check out the girls and clips from the film.

What is it about the catholic school girl uniform that gets [most] guys going? I conjecture that it has something to do with the combination of innocence and naughtiness that these girls always manage to flaunt. Note that it’s not the regular uniform that gets me going, it’s the adult women who take the uniform, slut it up and make it sexy.

There’s a great exploration of the school uniform “fetish” (which really isn’t a fetish for most, just something very sexy)

http://www.xmag.com/archives/11-03-sep03/schoolgirl.html

Oh, and for good measure, a photo gallery with a chick with big jugs in a schoogirl uniform:

http://www.juggy-babes.com/galleries/Twistys/aug04/peach08.htm

Hey, that’s what the site graphics say. And frankly, something like that can’t be argued. Those be some big ol’ titties.

Kerry Marie

Those can’t be comfortable to walk around with. This girl, Kerry Marie is all over the big boobies magazine, and she’s something of poster girl. You can find her official site if you dig her that much.

Here’s something funnier, though. It’s a WAY over the top fantasy of making the dirty with Kerry Marie. Funny ass stuff: Anthem to Kerry Marie

Mark this under weird pornography which I do not understand. Though I don’t understand it, that doesn’t mean that it isn’t funny - because, it is funny, if not a little disturbing. A guy walks around in a gorilla suit with a big schlong that shoots out some kind of milk / frosting mixture. They get drunk girls to “receive” some of the liquid, through some sort of payment plan, I assume.

Now don’t get me wrong, some of the girls look kinda cute, and if they unleash their breasts, it’s nice. But it’s all fake facials.

My bigger question is who’s buying this stuff and why?

http://www.gorillagras.com/kingshlong.html

You think we have it bad, with GW and his conservative hit-squad of no fun. We may not be able to buy dildos in Alabama, but at least we can get porn if we really want it. China however, is cracking down on all forms of pornography. Because of a new edict by the communist leadership, the Chinese are asked to report any pornographic website they find, foreign or otherwise, and then get a reward

BBC - China Gets Tough on Internet Porn

This is going to be real quick and easy. I thought this blonde girl had really beautiful breasts, and thus, her image deserves to be spread across the internet as much as possible. Sure, there’s not much forethought here; not much I can say about the relationship of sex and society. But sometimes, that’s a comment on society and academia itself. That despite our over analyzing, writing and pondering, that a nice rack, is just a nice rack.

http://www.hardcoreseries.net/allinternal/tera-bond/

I’d get a membership just for that girl.

Link is thanks to Defamer

Jack Black’s Wikipedia entry has something fairly disturbing.

In October 2004 Black announced on his website that he would be releasing a ten minute pornographic video (or DVD) of himself masturbating for $9.99. After several days of debate as to whether this was a joke, Black posted a thirty second clip from the video for free download on the site as confirmation of it’s legitimacy.

Yeah, count me out.

Because I got a surprise in the mail.

Posting shall commence.

BTW, have you visited the TGP?

An oldie (it’s from 2001) , but a goodie

At the tender age of 14 my best friend Alison and I decided that the time had come to master the blow job. Yes, young, I know. But we didn’t want practical, hands-on (or mouth-on) experience, we just wanted to know what to do in case the occasion ever arose that we would have to lose our respective oral innocence and take the plunge. ..

Due to a short bout with bulimia, Alison could put almost a full banana down her throat. Perplexed by the magnitude of her accomplishment, I asked her to help me with my own technique.

“I’m a Christian who loves Jesus and cares for all humans, even the wicked. What you probably don’t know is that I’m hot. My picture below isn’t really that good. I want to use my beauty for GOD, and want to encourage my sisters in Christ to do the same, according to the Great Commission.”

Link

Some people will try anything to sell on eBay.

Despite being light-colored, I can appreciate a fine ass. And there are fewer finer (admittedly white girl) asses, than you’ll see in Reef surf apparel ads. Chances are, unless you’re some stoner surfer from Southern California, you have no idea who the Reef Girls are. The company stumbled long ago on the completely genius concept of just having a fine ass, decked out in a thong, as their trademark element of their campaign. The model changes by the month, and a calendar is released every year. Reef Brazil’s site has some great pics of their current crop of models, plus some not-assy-enough wallpapers:

http://www.reefbrazil.com/

Depending on how you look at it, this approach has its drawbacks. The models are sometimes fugly if they turn around, but the fact remains that they don’t turn around all that much.

I like these pics of potential Reef Girls even better than the official site. Some fine, fine ass being strutted around.

http://www.dream-media-group.com/reef/index.html

What happens when your wife finds your porn mags? Two words: Sticky notes.

Louisa had been playing with her urethra for years and found it pleasurable. Turns out what she thought was her urethra was actually her clitoris.

What does it look like when one breast is vastly bigger than the other?

Anyone find this disturbing?

What is inappropriate, then, is any oral-genital contact: children kissing genitals; inserting objects in the anus or vagina and having sexual intercourse. “It happens. I’ve seen children who at the age of five have sex or analpenetration.”

This is just fucked up: a porn site in which the draw is how plain and ugly the models are. I know that these models sign releases for the porn site creators to use their image however they wish, but is it really in the spirit of the contract? It’s just messed up. Besides, who the fuck is going to pay for a porn site with a bunch of girls that look like the kind you’d meet at Wal*Mart. Is that really worth it?

www.plaingirls.com

Why, oh why doesn’t Nikki live next door to me? She does have a certain girl next door quality to her, even if that quality is more stripper than innocent junior college student. I don’t think I’m off-base. If she’s not a stripper, I’m John Ashcroft in a tutu. The hints are obvious: tanned, toned body, pierced nipples and gigantic breasts. (From her website: “I know that a lot of you are curious about one specific detail, so here is the deal. My breasts are real! Nothing fake about em, they are all mine.")

There are plenty pictures of her floating around the porno-verse, though none that I’ve seen so far have had any full nudity or her doing the kind of dirty stuff that girls next door should be doing. Though this comes close.

http://extremepink.com/nik/nikki12/index.html
http://extremepink.com/nik/nikki7/index.html
http://www.tiffanypics.com/galleries/ndnikki74/748.html

How much harder is the Bush administration going to come down on what it sees as ‘obscenity?” According to the new legislation they have, they’re trying to make it more difficult for anyone in the business of porn to stay in business. In essence, they’re trying to force them out via mountains of paperwork and red tape.

Most particularly, they want every company that produces or displays porn (yes, this includes sites like this, or the hundreds that we have linked to) to keep detailed records on each of the performers. For movie / photo shoots, no longer will an id and paperwork cut it. They want the name of the performer, along with every alias she has used, every movie she has performed in, who she performed with, and when. In addition, any other media must be cross-referenced. So as a porn site, if we have licensed Jenna Jameson pictures in a gallery, we must also track all the above information.

http://wired.com/news/culture/

Needless to say, those in the biz are outraged. And rightfully so, I say. They’re doing this under the guise of “protecting children” but the pornography laws already in place do that quite well. As far as I know, there’s been no case of an underage performer taking part in the business for over twenty years.

No way! I’ve never heard that argument before!

One of Australia’s leading think tanks has called for a crackdown on Internet pornography…

Mr Hamilton says there is widespread concern across the political spectrum about the effects on teenage boys of Internet pornography.

I say there should be concern about getting teenage boys condoms! Besides, what good has there ever come of the prison island known as Australia besides Foster’s beer (which the locals don’t drink anyways)?

That being said, the girlfriend and I are planning for a possible trip to Aussie-land in Southern Hemisphere’s spring (the US fall)

Salman Rushdie is begging to have his head cut off…

In the essay, to be published this autumn alongside images of American porn stars in a book called XXX:30 Porn Star, Rushdie argues that a free and civilised society should be judged by its willingness to accept pornography…

According to the Times, he writes: ‘Pornography exists everywhere, of course, but when it comes into societies in which it’s difficult for young men and women to get together and do what young men and women often like doing, it satisfies a more general need…

His views are likely to infuriate Christians and Muslims alike, the Times said.

Understatement of the year. “His views are likely to infuriate Christians and Muslims.”

Huzzah! I was able to find that great piece by writer Ali Davis on NPR’s This American Life about being a porn clerk. The episode first aired on July 12th, 2002, and hasn’t lost a bit of its punch. The episode, titled “Give the People What They Want", is available as a free RealAudio stream on the website or can be purchased as a download on iTunes.

Give the People What They Want

It seems that Ali has moved to LA, and is cutting her teeth on some screenplays. She’s also keeping a pretty good blog:

http://www.livejournal.com/~alidavis/

British pop princess Rachel Stevens is planning to transform herself into a ‘porn-star’ in a bid to stay at top of the charts…

So the sexy singer is planning a spectacular image-change to go with the release of her next single More, More, More.

Stevens explains: “I’m thinking of going porno girl myself.

Okay, look trick. Either you do, or you don’t. “Going porn” means sucking dicks, girl-on-girl, getting fucked in your ass, etc. “Going porn” is not a style of dress. That is called “Going Britney” a.k.a. “Going White Trash.”

Until I see you sucking on some dicks count me out.

Being a porn clerk can’t be a comfortable thing: You know people are jerking to the videos that you’re putting in a little bag for them. You know their sexual preferences via their choices. You know more about these people than you have any right to.

Here are some great stories about working in regular stores with porn (increasingly rare) or straight up dirty bookstores:

If a customer is going to rent porn, I actually prefer to see a mixed bag of videos - that way all I know about them is that they want porn. Someone comes up with a stack of five videos about people pissing for each other, and suddenly I know a very intimate thing about a relative stranger…

http://www.improvisation.ws/mb/tpcs1.html

[Link via PinkCocktails]

I remember hearing the girl who wrote this doing a great piece (on this very subject) for NPR’s This American Life. I’ll try to dig through the archives and see if I can post it here. You see, we are mixing porn and intellectual discourse. What could be more intelligent than National Public Radio?

We here at Not Work Safe like Laura. Laura blogs about the intimate details of her sexual encounters with men she’s met online after her hubby walked out on her & her 2 kids.

While we don’t condone walking out on your kids, it certainly has entertained us for the past 7 months.

Here’s a snippet of Laura’s first sexual encounter with a black man…

i fucked a black man last night. i also was double-teamed orally by two black guys. one of them was my friend regi…

the jamaican popped on a condom, and began to fuck me. i had a multiple, missionary-style. no kissing, no touching, just pounding. regi went behind the jamaican’s ass, and i thought he was either giving him a rim job OR sticking his fingers up his ass. he was doing neither … he was getting a Porn Penetration POV. regi watches SO much straight porn, he’s a closeted bisexual. i could hear him going, “yeah, WOW, cool! go! awesome! beautiful!” like a freaking cheerleader.

The following is an article written special for Not Work Safe by a friend of ours that we’ll refer to as “Captain America” Capt. A lived in Japan for a few years and became “intimately” associated with the sexual culture of Japan.

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Panty Sale

It’s against the law for me to buy underwear now. Women’s underwear,
anyway. Thanks to the Tokyo Metropolitan government it is now illegal to
buy used underwear from girls under the age of 16. Which is too bad for the
ladies in Japan looking to make some scratch, a soiled pair can cost over
$75.

We saw that the end was near, though, it was pretty clear. The first sign
was that the middle-man was getting cut out. With the help of the
‘phone-clubs’ (which is a cell-phone accessed chat-room or bulletin-board)
girls would sell their drawers directly.

Once arranging a meeting with the customer, girls would hand the goods over
directly. A lot of the time the girls would charge more if they pulled them
off in front of the customer. Additional cash would get the customer a
small show.

It’s not just hitting high-school girls either. The law effectively covers
ANY woman from selling her drawers. That means that college hotties can’t
sell their drawers.

And it’s not just the Japanese girls who get in on the action. ‘Foreign’
women (in this case, white American girls) can sell their goods too, and for
more than $75. The Japanese men who prefer the goods of American girls say
that the American women leave a scent that is stronger, and more like
cheese. The Japanese girls, the men complain, leave a weak smell, similar
to cuttlefish.

The US has some of those photo-sticker booths, you’ve probably seen one at
the mall. They’re EVERYWHERE in Japan. Most stores and shopping malls have
them, as does every video arcade. In high-traffic areas any guy seen
walking towards a booth is suspect of paying for panties….and often
guilty.

But it’s not just in Japan. A politician in the United Kingdom got busted
for selling his wife’s used panties on the net. [http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/06/07/tory_panties_down/]
That’s right, starting a couple years ago, the would-be politico was making
change with help from his willing wife - she even posed for pictures on the
website. At least he was making his money honestly.

eBay doesn’t allow people to sell “soiled items". They refer to “used
clothing” and other indirect names for soiled panties. They give excuses
for reasons of ‘health’, and ’sanitation’ but we know what they’re really
talking about.

Figuring out fetishes is a long and confusing process. That’s why the fine people at DeviantDesires.com have crafted a comprehensive map which visually explores each of the strange fetishes out there. The only fetish I can’t find is that creepy mask fetish that reminds me all too much of Silence of the Lambs.

Fetish Map - Deviant Desires

ABC has begun to accept ads for titty imlants. Read all about it on Adrants.

So we now have Hard Dick commercials, sex lube commercials, condom commercials, and now Big Titty commercials. I cannot wait for what’s next

I am grateful for one thing. That I live in a time where condom and sex lube commercials can be seen on TV and in magazines without people batting an eye. Unless of course you’re some type of religious fundamentalist.

Adrants has a pic and analysis of a new KY Jelly ad which they describe as “he best metaphor used in an ad in recent memory.” I think it’s pretty hilarious

I’d like to copy the entire text, but alas, that would be stealing. I’ll post enough to stimulate you to click the link. Fascinating reading.

The minimum age for having/selling sex in Tokyo is 14. Even though it is difficult to measure maturity, a Japanese 14-yearold is certainly less mature than a Norwegian at the same age rated on a Western scale. (I still haven’t figured out what the Japanese scale is like)…

So girls in my class tell me that it is completely accepted morally for 14-year olds to sell sex and that they have no problems with it. Mothers don’t care. Teachers don’t care. Girls are expelled for smoking, but they are allowed to sell sex. Teachers may of course also take advantage of the students. In junior high schools it is normal for girls to give their teachers massages. And in high school teachers who sleep with students are not at all unknown…

You may wonder why not more foreigners go to Japan to buy sex, the answer is: PRICES.

I can give you some examples. A girl I know sold her virginity for 1 million yen (60000NOK 10000 USD). That’s a lot of money, even in Japan a teenager can live on 10000 bucks for a while.

The sad part is that she was sold her stuff for the equivalent of $181.

A Tokyo firefighter has been arrested for having sex with a 15-year-old girl after promising to pay her 20,000 yen, police said Friday…

Kawamura had sex with a then third-year junior high school girl at a hotel in Toshima-ku, Tokyo, on March 11 while knowing she was under 18 years old, the Metropolitan Police Department said…

I’ve heard stories in the past about Japanese schoolgirls selling their poohnanny to older men to buy shit that their parents won’t buy for them. I guess someone has to pay for those text messaging bills *shrug*

I’m not one to harsh on anyone’s jollies, but the idea of people doing the following is curious to me:

1) Drawing sketches of people-animals
2) Masturbating to said pictures of people-animals (furry drawing from here out)

It’s a little mix of fantasy, anime and real furry practice. I’m not saying it’s wrong, I’m just saying that I don’t understand it. I mean, what is the appeal of a picture of a zebra with a giant, throbbing man-cock?

There are elements to this which border on beastiality (whether you agree or not - it’s about animals and sex) and I would guess a good amount of it, like every fetish, has to do with some childhood impression that left a lasting impact on the developing brain. Or maybe you just think people dressed in gorilla suits with their balls hanging out of a hole is really hot. You’ll have to let me know.

The strange part is that a lot of this art is quite accomplished technically. If any of you furries want to fill us in, by all means school us in the ways of your kind.

I don’t dare post any of the images here; I don’t want to piss any of the artists off. So here are links to some artwork I came across during my journey:

Simba and his cock ring

Anna Nicole Smith Bear

Kitty Threesome

[Last two images courtesy of the very, ah, comprehensive VLC]

Kimochi-ii! is a blog that I admire. Not only do I like the pics of the girls he puts up, but I like the fact that his “community” actually comments on his posts.

That’s a foreign concept around here

I’d like to think, and genuinely hope, that with the move to the new, fast server we can get some people here who like to comment. Because believe me, comments encourage us to keep going…

Where did all the pics of naked women go???

No, I didn’t suddenly find religion or have my house firebombed by religious fundamentalists (a la Iraq). We just changed hosts. And in the process of changing hosts we changed blogging software from pMachine to Word Press.

Hopefully, we and you the reader will enjoy the increased speed (thanks to Dreamhost and the dynamic, ever changing blogging software (thanks Wordpress