JW’s at the door
Usually if you answer the door naked when Jehovah’s Witnesses come calling they’ll scurry away. That is of course if you live in the real world and not in the porn world.
Usually if you answer the door naked when Jehovah’s Witnesses come calling they’ll scurry away. That is of course if you live in the real world and not in the porn world.
I’ll tell you why I like the concept of this DVD and why I’ll be shelling out a few bucks for it. Mainstream acceptance of porn is as widespread as it’s ever been, but it still has the unfortunate stigma of being dirty and something to be ashamed of, as far as most the United States goes. I’m not calling for a porn DVD in every television, but it’d be nice if people could talk civilly about it without being branded perverts.
That aside, it’ll take more of DVDs like this to increase awareness to acceptable levels. 50 Cent is the biggest goddamn music star in the world right now, and having his stank all over this disc is great.
Groupie Love DVD
His non-pornographic appearance in the film isn’t the only thing that this disc has going for it. It’s interactive, meaning that you have a some nice, if not limited, choices in what the girls will do for you. Which brings me to a more important point: the girls. Oh my God, the girls. They get some top shelf talent here, with a great variety and each more smoking hot than the last. Some of the highlights (and personal favorites of mine) include Taylor Rain, Lacey, Daisy and Monica Sweetheart. All different colors of one tasty rainbow, that’s for sure. Go to the site and check out the girls and clips from the film.
What is it about the catholic school girl uniform that gets [most] guys going? I conjecture that it has something to do with the combination of innocence and naughtiness that these girls always manage to flaunt. Note that it’s not the regular uniform that gets me going, it’s the adult women who take the uniform, slut it up and make it sexy.
There’s a great exploration of the school uniform “fetish” (which really isn’t a fetish for most, just something very sexy)
http://www.xmag.com/archives/11-03-sep03/schoolgirl.html
Oh, and for good measure, a photo gallery with a chick with big jugs in a schoogirl uniform:
http://www.juggy-babes.com/galleries/Twistys/aug04/peach08.htm
Hey, that’s what the site graphics say. And frankly, something like that can’t be argued. Those be some big ol’ titties.
Those can’t be comfortable to walk around with. This girl, Kerry Marie is all over the big boobies magazine, and she’s something of poster girl. You can find her official site if you dig her that much.
Here’s something funnier, though. It’s a WAY over the top fantasy of making the dirty with Kerry Marie. Funny ass stuff: Anthem to Kerry Marie
Mark this under weird pornography which I do not understand. Though I don’t understand it, that doesn’t mean that it isn’t funny - because, it is funny, if not a little disturbing. A guy walks around in a gorilla suit with a big schlong that shoots out some kind of milk / frosting mixture. They get drunk girls to “receive” some of the liquid, through some sort of payment plan, I assume.
Now don’t get me wrong, some of the girls look kinda cute, and if they unleash their breasts, it’s nice. But it’s all fake facials.
My bigger question is who’s buying this stuff and why?
http://www.tiffanypics.com/galleries/ndnikkib90/8.html
Holy fucking shit. I think Next Door Nikki getting naked at this point would be redundant. I just have to say that that’s the hottest outfit I’ve seen ever. Ever.
I know I’m not the only one out there that digs her.
Nevertheless, that’ll be the last Next Door Nikki post, unless she shows up in some kind of oil lathered version of the same thing she’s wearing here.
Straight up, I call shenanigans on this whole concept: that some dude made sex tapes with his ex-girlfriend, then when the situation went south, he published them on the Internet. The site goes for the hard sell here of course, going so far as to both exhibit praise and disdain for this imaginary girlfriend.
Still, it’s a pretty good looking site, and the girl doesn’t look half bad herself. Given the rather limited amount of media that there is, I don’t know how much a value a membership would be. At the very least, go read the faux-praise. It’s funny enough to make me laugh. On what other pornsite could you read the phrase: “So beautiful you are. I can’t ever take that away from you.”
Holy shit.
This gallery has two young women that want to have sex with each other. That’s not unusual, given the proclivity of the American male for hot girl on girl action. What is unusual is the setting. It looks like it takes place in one of Donald Trump’s ugly-ass, gaudy bathrooms. Featuring a rather obvious Greek mural on the wall, we also have some fake columns, nice wallpaper pattern and a tiny, lesbian-filled pool. So there. Enjoy. Or not.
You think we have it bad, with GW and his conservative hit-squad of no fun. We may not be able to buy dildos in Alabama, but at least we can get porn if we really want it. China however, is cracking down on all forms of pornography. Because of a new edict by the communist leadership, the Chinese are asked to report any pornographic website they find, foreign or otherwise, and then get a reward
They’re so prevalent now, that truly it doesn’t matter if one wears glasses or not. And despite that fact, many people still associate glasses with intellectualism, even when there’s clearly no connection. Still, seeing girls like this get all freaky with their spectacles just does something to me.
So this girl is a lot like many girls that you probably know personally. She’s got a cute enough face, little boobies and a rocking ass that could make George Bush believe in the power of anal sex. OK, so I do at least. I know a girl that’s just like this. The difference is, the girl I know doesn’t make dirty porn for all of us to enjoy. Teagan has the booty; she’s young and cute; she wouldn’t give you the time of the day if you were to get all up on her in the club.
Oh well.
Enjoy the fruits of a questionable and admittedly difficult childhood. Hell, someone might as well.
Some hot pics of Teagan
Teagan Presley’s Videography
This is going to be real quick and easy. I thought this blonde girl had really beautiful breasts, and thus, her image deserves to be spread across the internet as much as possible. Sure, there’s not much forethought here; not much I can say about the relationship of sex and society. But sometimes, that’s a comment on society and academia itself. That despite our over analyzing, writing and pondering, that a nice rack, is just a nice rack.
http://www.hardcoreseries.net/allinternal/tera-bond/
I’d get a membership just for that girl.
I’ve never seen a secretary like this, that’s for damn sure. Frankly, I don’t think this girl would make a good secretary, anyway. Her beautiful, swarthy looks lead me to believe that she no speak-a the English, and is more concerned about removing her top than completing that memo.
http://www.sexykiwi.com/newtw/lenk2/
Just because I can:
More Next Door Nikki
Wetter, Hotter Next Door Nikki
Good Jeebus, she has nice breasts.
I’m on something of a dark-skinned Asian kick, so bear with me. Here’s a review to what is considered one of the better Asian-hottie pornos featuring some very lovely young ladies, including the very bouncy Charmaine Starr who I talked about the other day.
http://www.mrwebreview.com/dvd/mwrd0116.htm
Nautica [right] is also of note. She gets really into whatever she’s doing, getting covered in sweat and yelling. She claimed in a recent interview (but I’ll be damned if I can find it), that this is the movie where she orgasmed on screen. Hmmm.
By the way, I love reading porn reviews. Where else can you read the words “gonad guacamole"?
Jack Black’s Wikipedia entry has something fairly disturbing.
In October 2004 Black announced on his website that he would be releasing a ten minute pornographic video (or DVD) of himself masturbating for $9.99. After several days of debate as to whether this was a joke, Black posted a thirty second clip from the video for free download on the site as confirmation of it’s legitimacy.
Yeah, count me out.
Despite having a name that sounds like it could be for a special edition of toilet paper, Charmaine Starr is a hottie. I believe that she got her start as a cover girl on those stupid import / custom auto magazines. Regardless of that very questionable pedigree, Charmaine got into the porn biz and started doing dirty things. And fancy that: she’s really good at it.
http://galleries.babes.tv/charmainewall/index.php
Can anyone say “refreshingly natural"?
Everyone’s favorite amateur porn star and talentless socialiate Paris Hilton is accused of calling two black men “Dumb Niggers” in footage from her alleged new “leaked” sex tape.
I swear to God that if this happened it would make my millenium. Paris Hilton is everything that it is WRONG with this country
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