NOT WORK SAFE

8/31/2004

Sex Games Kids Play

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 7:41 pm

Anyone find this disturbing?

What is inappropriate, then, is any oral-genital contact: children kissing genitals; inserting objects in the anus or vagina and having sexual intercourse. “It happens. I’ve seen children who at the age of five have sex or analpenetration.”

8/30/2004

Plain Girls

Filed under: — PornoGil @ 8:58 pm

This is just fucked up: a porn site in which the draw is how plain and ugly the models are. I know that these models sign releases for the porn site creators to use their image however they wish, but is it really in the spirit of the contract? It’s just messed up. Besides, who the fuck is going to pay for a porn site with a bunch of girls that look like the kind you’d meet at Wal*Mart. Is that really worth it?

www.plaingirls.com

8/27/2004

Porn v Potter

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 7:47 pm

Sometimes I wish I was born in England. And then I remember there’s no Mexican Food, no hot Asian chicks and my teeth are straight :-)

A SHOCKING book about the lustful experiences of a 15-year-old girl goes on sale in Britain today.

Melissa Panarello’s graphic story of how she lost her virginity, had an orgy with five men, then sex with a married man, a transvestite and a lesbian has caused outrage…

‘Pornography is part of our civilisation, yet we are told to take it as vulgar and dirty. But sex is a central part of our lives.

‘I’m glad my book has caused controversy because it gets people talking and it brings sex out into the open.’

8/26/2004

Next Door Nikki

Filed under: — PornoGil @ 7:56 pm

Why, oh why doesn’t Nikki live next door to me? She does have a certain girl next door quality to her, even if that quality is more stripper than innocent junior college student. I don’t think I’m off-base. If she’s not a stripper, I’m John Ashcroft in a tutu. The hints are obvious: tanned, toned body, pierced nipples and gigantic breasts. (From her website: “I know that a lot of you are curious about one specific detail, so here is the deal. My breasts are real! Nothing fake about em, they are all mine.")

Next Door Nikki

There are plenty pictures of her floating around the porno-verse, though none that I’ve seen so far have had any full nudity or her doing the kind of dirty stuff that girls next door should be doing. Though this comes close.

http://extremepink.com/nik/nikki12/index.html
http://extremepink.com/nik/nikki7/index.html
http://www.tiffanypics.com/galleries/ndnikki74/748.html

Jenna Jameson’s new book

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 7:44 pm

Everyone’s favorite porn skank Jenna Jameson wrote a book. Wow. [Insert joke about porn stars being too dumb to write books here.]

Propelled by positive reviews and a nationwide book tour, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale, the sizzling memoir by adult entertainment legend Jenna Jameson will debut September 5th at number nine on The New York Times non-fiction bestseller list, a monumental achievement for the adult industry superstar…

“A celebrity bio has to be judged on whether it’s entertaining and whether, despite the ghostwriter, a real person comes through in its pages,” said Charles Taylor on Salon.com. “Here, one does, and that’s as much a tribute to (co-author Neil) Strauss’ ability to merge with his subject as it is to the strength of Jameson’s personality. How to Make Love Like a Porn Star is lively, hellaciously entertaining, sharp, feisty and touching enough to earn Jameson the right to wear that ‘Heart Breaker’ tattoo on her right butt cheek.”

8/25/2004

Too Many Records

Filed under: — PornoGil @ 10:08 pm

How much harder is the Bush administration going to come down on what it sees as ‘obscenity?” According to the new legislation they have, they’re trying to make it more difficult for anyone in the business of porn to stay in business. In essence, they’re trying to force them out via mountains of paperwork and red tape.

Most particularly, they want every company that produces or displays porn (yes, this includes sites like this, or the hundreds that we have linked to) to keep detailed records on each of the performers. For movie / photo shoots, no longer will an id and paperwork cut it. They want the name of the performer, along with every alias she has used, every movie she has performed in, who she performed with, and when. In addition, any other media must be cross-referenced. So as a porn site, if we have licensed Jenna Jameson pictures in a gallery, we must also track all the above information.

http://wired.com/news/culture/

Needless to say, those in the biz are outraged. And rightfully so, I say. They’re doing this under the guise of “protecting children” but the pornography laws already in place do that quite well. As far as I know, there’s been no case of an underage performer taking part in the business for over twenty years.

Civil Servants punished after downloading porn

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 7:41 pm

Come on dudes, this is 2004, not 1994. You should seriously know better.

Hundreds of civil servants from a single goverment department have been disciplined as part of an investigation into the downloading of pornographic images from the internet.

The investigation at the Department of Work and Pensions has led to one criminal conviction and 16 sackings. A further 221 staff have been disciplined for gross or serious misconduct between July 2003 and March 2004.

Dude, at least get a URL encrypter or something. Fucking dumbasses.

8/24/2004

Yoko Matsugane

Filed under: — PornoGil @ 10:00 am

Yoko seems like a nice gal. I bet she rescues dogs from the pound, makes many donations to various children’s charities in Japan, eats healthy and always calls mother and father to let them know how she’s doing. No, I don’t have any evidence to support such a claim, but it’s just what I like to believe. What’s quite obvious, however, is that Yoko has enormous breasts. They’re real as far as I can tell.

Yoko Matsugane
Click here for Yoko’s Breasts

Strangely, this site is safe for work, a certain rarity for websites such as this. That is, it’s safe-for-work if the kind of job you have doesn’t mind you looking a massive hooters covered by little fabric. And if you do have a job like that, let me know.

8/22/2004

Porn is bad for you?

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 2:38 pm

No way! I’ve never heard that argument before!

One of Australia’s leading think tanks has called for a crackdown on Internet pornography…

Mr Hamilton says there is widespread concern across the political spectrum about the effects on teenage boys of Internet pornography.

I say there should be concern about getting teenage boys condoms! Besides, what good has there ever come of the prison island known as Australia besides Foster’s beer (which the locals don’t drink anyways)?

That being said, the girlfriend and I are planning for a possible trip to Aussie-land in Southern Hemisphere’s spring (the US fall) :)

Popsicle Drippings

Filed under: — PornoGil @ 11:48 am

I’m going to step away from the pseudo-intellectualism for a moment and just post a link of a hot girl with a popsicle.

popsicle girl
More of Rachel Elizabeth here.

She looks a lot like Krista Allen, which is a good thing. Nice big rear, too.

8/21/2004

Bunny Girl

Filed under: — PornoGil @ 9:08 am

Animal girl

I was conflicted on including a link to this site. The girl is really, really hot, but she also happens to be wearing some weird animal makeup. Plus there are some pumpkins around that don’t look like American pumpkins. I don’t like non-American pumpkins. Still, she flashes her tits, and gets fucked. Good for her.

http://www.ag-angels.com/

The room looks like some kind of typically sparse Euro-trash place.

8/19/2004

Access to Porn Defines A Society

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 2:41 pm

Salman Rushdie is begging to have his head cut off

In the essay, to be published this autumn alongside images of American porn stars in a book called XXX:30 Porn Star, Rushdie argues that a free and civilised society should be judged by its willingness to accept pornography…

According to the Times, he writes: ‘Pornography exists everywhere, of course, but when it comes into societies in which it’s difficult for young men and women to get together and do what young men and women often like doing, it satisfies a more general need…

His views are likely to infuriate Christians and Muslims alike, the Times said.

Understatement of the year. “His views are likely to infuriate Christians and Muslims.”

Porn Clerk Stories: The Audio

Filed under: — PornoGil @ 10:00 am

Huzzah! I was able to find that great piece by writer Ali Davis on NPR’s This American Life about being a porn clerk. The episode first aired on July 12th, 2002, and hasn’t lost a bit of its punch. The episode, titled “Give the People What They Want", is available as a free RealAudio stream on the website or can be purchased as a download on iTunes.

Give the People What They Want

It seems that Ali has moved to LA, and is cutting her teeth on some screenplays. She’s also keeping a pretty good blog:

http://www.livejournal.com/~alidavis/

8/18/2004

Former S-Club singer to “go porn”

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 5:31 pm


Alas, this story wasn’t as juicy as I had expected.

British pop princess Rachel Stevens is planning to transform herself into a ‘porn-star’ in a bid to stay at top of the charts…

So the sexy singer is planning a spectacular image-change to go with the release of her next single More, More, More.

Stevens explains: “I’m thinking of going porno girl myself.

Okay, look trick. Either you do, or you don’t. “Going porn” means sucking dicks, girl-on-girl, getting fucked in your ass, etc. “Going porn” is not a style of dress. That is called “Going Britney” a.k.a. “Going White Trash.”

Until I see you sucking on some dicks count me out.

Porn Clerk Stories

Filed under: — PornoGil @ 10:00 am

Being a porn clerk can’t be a comfortable thing: You know people are jerking to the videos that you’re putting in a little bag for them. You know their sexual preferences via their choices. You know more about these people than you have any right to.

Here are some great stories about working in regular stores with porn (increasingly rare) or straight up dirty bookstores:

If a customer is going to rent porn, I actually prefer to see a mixed bag of videos - that way all I know about them is that they want porn. Someone comes up with a stack of five videos about people pissing for each other, and suddenly I know a very intimate thing about a relative stranger…

http://www.improvisation.ws/mb/tpcs1.html

[Link via PinkCocktails]

I remember hearing the girl who wrote this doing a great piece (on this very subject) for NPR’s This American Life. I’ll try to dig through the archives and see if I can post it here. You see, we are mixing porn and intellectual discourse. What could be more intelligent than National Public Radio?

8/17/2004

Laura fucks a Negro

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 7:13 pm

We here at Not Work Safe like Laura. Laura blogs about the intimate details of her sexual encounters with men she’s met online after her hubby walked out on her & her 2 kids.

While we don’t condone walking out on your kids, it certainly has entertained us for the past 7 months.

Here’s a snippet of Laura’s first sexual encounter with a black man

i fucked a black man last night. i also was double-teamed orally by two black guys. one of them was my friend regi…

the jamaican popped on a condom, and began to fuck me. i had a multiple, missionary-style. no kissing, no touching, just pounding. regi went behind the jamaican’s ass, and i thought he was either giving him a rim job OR sticking his fingers up his ass. he was doing neither … he was getting a Porn Penetration POV. regi watches SO much straight porn, he’s a closeted bisexual. i could hear him going, “yeah, WOW, cool! go! awesome! beautiful!” like a freaking cheerleader.

Olympic Asses

Filed under: — PornoGil @ 10:00 am

Brazilian AssGod, I love the Olympics. Of special note lately has been the women’s beach volleyball. Tight, toned and tanned, these women seem to be wearing the skimpiest little suits that I’ve ever seen. I actually told people that if the FCC had their way, they’d have to blur all the lovely ass that these Olympians are showing. Hell, they do it to poor Paris on The Simple Life. Screw the FFC.

Anyway, take a gander at Yahoo!’s most emailed photos of late. Many of Olympians showing ass, a nip here, side boobage there. It’s like porn, but I don’t feel so dirty looking at it.

Yahoo!: Most Emailed Sports Photos

[Link via Kottke.org]

8/16/2004

Buying Panties in Japan

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 7:03 pm

The following is an article written special for Not Work Safe by a friend of ours that we’ll refer to as “Captain America” :-) Capt. A lived in Japan for a few years and became “intimately” associated with the sexual culture of Japan.

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Panty Sale

It’s against the law for me to buy underwear now. Women’s underwear,
anyway. Thanks to the Tokyo Metropolitan government it is now illegal to
buy used underwear from girls under the age of 16. Which is too bad for the
ladies in Japan looking to make some scratch, a soiled pair can cost over
$75.

We saw that the end was near, though, it was pretty clear. The first sign
was that the middle-man was getting cut out. With the help of the
‘phone-clubs’ (which is a cell-phone accessed chat-room or bulletin-board)
girls would sell their drawers directly.

Once arranging a meeting with the customer, girls would hand the goods over
directly. A lot of the time the girls would charge more if they pulled them
off in front of the customer. Additional cash would get the customer a
small show.

It’s not just hitting high-school girls either. The law effectively covers
ANY woman from selling her drawers. That means that college hotties can’t
sell their drawers.

And it’s not just the Japanese girls who get in on the action. ‘Foreign’
women (in this case, white American girls) can sell their goods too, and for
more than $75. The Japanese men who prefer the goods of American girls say
that the American women leave a scent that is stronger, and more like
cheese. The Japanese girls, the men complain, leave a weak smell, similar
to cuttlefish.

The US has some of those photo-sticker booths, you’ve probably seen one at
the mall. They’re EVERYWHERE in Japan. Most stores and shopping malls have
them, as does every video arcade. In high-traffic areas any guy seen
walking towards a booth is suspect of paying for panties….and often
guilty.

But it’s not just in Japan. A politician in the United Kingdom got busted
for selling his wife’s used panties on the net. [http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/06/07/tory_panties_down/]
That’s right, starting a couple years ago, the would-be politico was making
change with help from his willing wife - she even posed for pictures on the
website. At least he was making his money honestly.

eBay doesn’t allow people to sell “soiled items". They refer to “used
clothing” and other indirect names for soiled panties. They give excuses
for reasons of ‘health’, and ’sanitation’ but we know what they’re really
talking about.

8/15/2004

Fetish Map

Filed under: — PornoGil @ 4:57 pm

Figuring out fetishes is a long and confusing process. That’s why the fine people at DeviantDesires.com have crafted a comprehensive map which visually explores each of the strange fetishes out there. The only fetish I can’t find is that creepy mask fetish that reminds me all too much of Silence of the Lambs.

Fetish Map - Deviant Desires

Boys in Blue

Filed under: — PornoGil @ 4:51 pm

A couple of Australian cops stumble upon a porn set, end up having sex with a pornstar, while the crew secretly films. Yup, just another day strolling around Australia.

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/08/15/1092508267478.html

Breast Implants on Television

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 1:03 pm

ABC has begun to accept ads for titty imlants. Read all about it on Adrants.

So we now have Hard Dick commercials, sex lube commercials, condom commercials, and now Big Titty commercials. I cannot wait for what’s next :)

8/14/2004

KY Jelly Ad

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 1:59 pm

I am grateful for one thing. That I live in a time where condom and sex lube commercials can be seen on TV and in magazines without people batting an eye. Unless of course you’re some type of religious fundamentalist.

Adrants has a pic and analysis
of a new KY Jelly ad which they describe as “he best metaphor used in an ad in recent memory.” I think it’s pretty hilarious

8/13/2004

More on School Girl Prostituion in Japan

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 8:02 pm


I’d like to copy the entire text, but alas, that would be stealing. I’ll post enough to stimulate you to click the link. Fascinating reading.

The minimum age for having/selling sex in Tokyo is 14. Even though it is difficult to measure maturity, a Japanese 14-yearold is certainly less mature than a Norwegian at the same age rated on a Western scale. (I still haven’t figured out what the Japanese scale is like)…

So girls in my class tell me that it is completely accepted morally for 14-year olds to sell sex and that they have no problems with it. Mothers don’t care. Teachers don’t care. Girls are expelled for smoking, but they are allowed to sell sex. Teachers may of course also take advantage of the students. In junior high schools it is normal for girls to give their teachers massages. And in high school teachers who sleep with students are not at all unknown…

You may wonder why not more foreigners go to Japan to buy sex, the answer is: PRICES.

I can give you some examples. A girl I know sold her virginity for 1 million yen (60000NOK 10000 USD). That’s a lot of money, even in Japan a teenager can live on 10000 bucks for a while.

Monet gets banged

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 12:47 pm

Watch vids of this light-skinned black broad get banged…

8/12/2004

Japanese Firefighter Busted For Propositioning 15 y.o.

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 7:57 pm

The sad part is that she was sold her stuff for the equivalent of $181.

A Tokyo firefighter has been arrested for having sex with a 15-year-old girl after promising to pay her 20,000 yen, police said Friday…

Kawamura had sex with a then third-year junior high school girl at a hotel in Toshima-ku, Tokyo, on March 11 while knowing she was under 18 years old, the Metropolitan Police Department said…

I’ve heard stories in the past about Japanese schoolgirls selling their poohnanny to older men to buy shit that their parents won’t buy for them. I guess someone has to pay for those text messaging bills *shrug*

Lesbian Threesome

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 1:11 pm

Watch videos of three lesbians fucking and sucking.

8/11/2004

Chocoball Mukai arrested

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 7:51 pm

I have no idea who this Chocoball guy is, but he sounds like the man :) haha

Porn star and professional wrestler Chocoball Mukai has been found guilty of indecency after having sex with an adult video actress while a bar crowd stood by and watched…

Mukai’s arrest was Japan’s first to have been made in the type of pub referred to locally as a “happening bar,” which is basically a pub where swingers can go and have sex with like-minded people, often in front of others in attendance.

MILF Marissa screwed

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 1:09 pm

Watch video of MILF Marissa getting banged.

8/10/2004

Mike fucks a bad Brazilian

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 8:16 pm

Click the image

Weird Anthropomorphic Art

Filed under: — PornoGil @ 7:38 pm

I’m not one to harsh on anyone’s jollies, but the idea of people doing the following is curious to me:

1) Drawing sketches of people-animals
2) Masturbating to said pictures of people-animals (furry drawing from here out)

It’s a little mix of fantasy, anime and real furry practice. I’m not saying it’s wrong, I’m just saying that I don’t understand it. I mean, what is the appeal of a picture of a zebra with a giant, throbbing man-cock?

There are elements to this which border on beastiality (whether you agree or not - it’s about animals and sex) and I would guess a good amount of it, like every fetish, has to do with some childhood impression that left a lasting impact on the developing brain. Or maybe you just think people dressed in gorilla suits with their balls hanging out of a hole is really hot. You’ll have to let me know.

The strange part is that a lot of this art is quite accomplished technically. If any of you furries want to fill us in, by all means school us in the ways of your kind.

I don’t dare post any of the images here; I don’t want to piss any of the artists off. So here are links to some artwork I came across during my journey:

Simba and his cock ring

Anna Nicole Smith Bear

Kitty Threesome

[Last two images courtesy of the very, ah, comprehensive VLC]

Big Fucking Labia

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 4:46 pm

I’m sorry, but this shit has to be fake. Either that or human beings are evolving into flying creatures…

Link via Spy Babe

8/9/2004

Latina Alexa

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 8:13 pm

Watch video of Alexa gettin’ boned

Tushy Licking

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 2:10 pm

Laura from I am Yellow Curious has an “irrational aversion to analingus”.

i hear lots of things about how anal play is a lot of fun, and only the uptight can’t handle it and are missing out on a great time. normally, i would invoke my germphobia to avoid the act; but the truth is that i can eat a hot dog without flinching, so hating germs is not the real reason i refuse to do an act that rates on the low end of the kink scale.

8/8/2004

Jenna Lewis Bittorrent File

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 3:19 pm

Just so things don’t get lost in the transition.

A blog I admire

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 11:25 am

Kimochi-ii! is a blog that I admire. Not only do I like the pics of the girls he puts up, but I like the fact that his “community” actually comments on his posts.

That’s a foreign concept around here :-)

I’d like to think, and genuinely hope, that with the move to the new, fast server we can get some people here who like to comment. Because believe me, comments encourage us to keep going…

8/7/2004

Top Ten Trannies

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 11:29 pm

The Sun has their list of the top 10 transexuals of all time. Too many fucking lists I tell you…

Latin Spice

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 11:23 pm

And that my friends is what we call an apple ass.

Amber Frey Nude

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 1:06 pm

In addition to watching porn Scott Peterson was banging this out after Laci “disappeared”





Cum on Anita’s Tits

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 12:53 pm

What better way to kick off the “Re-Grand Opening” of Not Work Safe by celebrating with some big tit vids?

Cum on Anita's Tits

Click the image to see the vids

8/6/2004

The Brand Spankin’ New “Not Work Safe”

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 6:43 am

Where did all the pics of naked women go???

No, I didn’t suddenly find religion or have my house firebombed by religious fundamentalists (a la Iraq). We just changed hosts. And in the process of changing hosts we changed blogging software from pMachine to Word Press.

Hopefully, we and you the reader will enjoy the increased speed (thanks to Dreamhost and the dynamic, ever changing blogging software (thanks Wordpress

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