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8/27/2004

Porn v Potter

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 7:47 pm

Sometimes I wish I was born in England. And then I remember there’s no Mexican Food, no hot Asian chicks and my teeth are straight :-)

A SHOCKING book about the lustful experiences of a 15-year-old girl goes on sale in Britain today.

Melissa Panarello’s graphic story of how she lost her virginity, had an orgy with five men, then sex with a married man, a transvestite and a lesbian has caused outrage…

‘Pornography is part of our civilisation, yet we are told to take it as vulgar and dirty. But sex is a central part of our lives.

‘I’m glad my book has caused controversy because it gets people talking and it brings sex out into the open.’

8/25/2004

Civil Servants punished after downloading porn

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 7:41 pm

Come on dudes, this is 2004, not 1994. You should seriously know better.

Hundreds of civil servants from a single goverment department have been disciplined as part of an investigation into the downloading of pornographic images from the internet.

The investigation at the Department of Work and Pensions has led to one criminal conviction and 16 sackings. A further 221 staff have been disciplined for gross or serious misconduct between July 2003 and March 2004.

Dude, at least get a URL encrypter or something. Fucking dumbasses.

8/18/2004

Former S-Club singer to “go porn”

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 5:31 pm


Alas, this story wasn’t as juicy as I had expected.

British pop princess Rachel Stevens is planning to transform herself into a ‘porn-star’ in a bid to stay at top of the charts…

So the sexy singer is planning a spectacular image-change to go with the release of her next single More, More, More.

Stevens explains: “I’m thinking of going porno girl myself.

Okay, look trick. Either you do, or you don’t. “Going porn” means sucking dicks, girl-on-girl, getting fucked in your ass, etc. “Going porn” is not a style of dress. That is called “Going Britney” a.k.a. “Going White Trash.”

Until I see you sucking on some dicks count me out.

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