NOT WORK SAFE

So this girl is a lot like many girls that you probably know personally. She’s got a cute enough face, little boobies and a rocking ass that could make George Bush believe in the power of anal sex. OK, so I do at least. I know a girl that’s just like this. The difference is, the girl I know doesn’t make dirty porn for all of us to enjoy. Teagan has the booty; she’s young and cute; she wouldn’t give you the time of the day if you were to get all up on her in the club.

Oh well.

Enjoy the fruits of a questionable and admittedly difficult childhood. Hell, someone might as well.

Some hot pics of Teagan
Teagan Presley’s Videography

This is going to be real quick and easy. I thought this blonde girl had really beautiful breasts, and thus, her image deserves to be spread across the internet as much as possible. Sure, there’s not much forethought here; not much I can say about the relationship of sex and society. But sometimes, that’s a comment on society and academia itself. That despite our over analyzing, writing and pondering, that a nice rack, is just a nice rack.

http://www.hardcoreseries.net/allinternal/tera-bond/

I’d get a membership just for that girl.

I’ve never seen a secretary like this, that’s for damn sure. Frankly, I don’t think this girl would make a good secretary, anyway. Her beautiful, swarthy looks lead me to believe that she no speak-a the English, and is more concerned about removing her top than completing that memo.

http://www.sexykiwi.com/newtw/lenk2/

Just because I can:

More Next Door Nikki
Wetter, Hotter Next Door Nikki

Good Jeebus, she has nice breasts.

I’m on something of a dark-skinned Asian kick, so bear with me. Here’s a review to what is considered one of the better Asian-hottie pornos featuring some very lovely young ladies, including the very bouncy Charmaine Starr who I talked about the other day.

http://www.mrwebreview.com/dvd/mwrd0116.htm

Nautica [right] is also of note. She gets really into whatever she’s doing, getting covered in sweat and yelling. She claimed in a recent interview (but I’ll be damned if I can find it), that this is the movie where she orgasmed on screen. Hmmm.

By the way, I love reading porn reviews. Where else can you read the words “gonad guacamole"?

Link is thanks to Defamer

Jack Black’s Wikipedia entry has something fairly disturbing.

In October 2004 Black announced on his website that he would be releasing a ten minute pornographic video (or DVD) of himself masturbating for $9.99. After several days of debate as to whether this was a joke, Black posted a thirty second clip from the video for free download on the site as confirmation of it’s legitimacy.

Yeah, count me out.

Despite having a name that sounds like it could be for a special edition of toilet paper, Charmaine Starr is a hottie. I believe that she got her start as a cover girl on those stupid import / custom auto magazines. Regardless of that very questionable pedigree, Charmaine got into the porn biz and started doing dirty things. And fancy that: she’s really good at it.

http://galleries.babes.tv/charmainewall/index.php

Can anyone say “refreshingly natural"?

Everyone’s favorite amateur porn star and talentless socialiate Paris Hilton is accused of calling two black men “Dumb Niggers” in footage from her alleged new “leaked” sex tape.

I swear to God that if this happened it would make my millenium. Paris Hilton is everything that it is WRONG with this country

Because I got a surprise in the mail.

Posting shall commence.

BTW, have you visited the TGP?

An oldie (it’s from 2001) , but a goodie

At the tender age of 14 my best friend Alison and I decided that the time had come to master the blow job. Yes, young, I know. But we didn’t want practical, hands-on (or mouth-on) experience, we just wanted to know what to do in case the occasion ever arose that we would have to lose our respective oral innocence and take the plunge. ..

Due to a short bout with bulimia, Alison could put almost a full banana down her throat. Perplexed by the magnitude of her accomplishment, I asked her to help me with my own technique.

“I’m a Christian who loves Jesus and cares for all humans, even the wicked. What you probably don’t know is that I’m hot. My picture below isn’t really that good. I want to use my beauty for GOD, and want to encourage my sisters in Christ to do the same, according to the Great Commission.”

Link

Some people will try anything to sell on eBay.

Despite being light-colored, I can appreciate a fine ass. And there are fewer finer (admittedly white girl) asses, than you’ll see in Reef surf apparel ads. Chances are, unless you’re some stoner surfer from Southern California, you have no idea who the Reef Girls are. The company stumbled long ago on the completely genius concept of just having a fine ass, decked out in a thong, as their trademark element of their campaign. The model changes by the month, and a calendar is released every year. Reef Brazil’s site has some great pics of their current crop of models, plus some not-assy-enough wallpapers:

http://www.reefbrazil.com/

Depending on how you look at it, this approach has its drawbacks. The models are sometimes fugly if they turn around, but the fact remains that they don’t turn around all that much.

I like these pics of potential Reef Girls even better than the official site. Some fine, fine ass being strutted around.

http://www.dream-media-group.com/reef/index.html

What happens when your wife finds your porn mags? Two words: Sticky notes.

Hey! I love my iPod too, but I don’t think I’d try to fuck it.

http://users4.ev1.net/~JOHNDX.BLOGS/Hegre12/Hegre12C.htm

Louisa had been playing with her urethra for years and found it pleasurable. Turns out what she thought was her urethra was actually her clitoris.

What does it look like when one breast is vastly bigger than the other?

Anyone find this disturbing?

What is inappropriate, then, is any oral-genital contact: children kissing genitals; inserting objects in the anus or vagina and having sexual intercourse. “It happens. I’ve seen children who at the age of five have sex or analpenetration.”

This is just fucked up: a porn site in which the draw is how plain and ugly the models are. I know that these models sign releases for the porn site creators to use their image however they wish, but is it really in the spirit of the contract? It’s just messed up. Besides, who the fuck is going to pay for a porn site with a bunch of girls that look like the kind you’d meet at Wal*Mart. Is that really worth it?

www.plaingirls.com

Sometimes I wish I was born in England. And then I remember there’s no Mexican Food, no hot Asian chicks and my teeth are straight

A SHOCKING book about the lustful experiences of a 15-year-old girl goes on sale in Britain today.

Melissa Panarello’s graphic story of how she lost her virginity, had an orgy with five men, then sex with a married man, a transvestite and a lesbian has caused outrage…

‘Pornography is part of our civilisation, yet we are told to take it as vulgar and dirty. But sex is a central part of our lives.

‘I’m glad my book has caused controversy because it gets people talking and it brings sex out into the open.’