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Mark this under weird pornography which I do not understand. Though I don’t understand it, that doesn’t mean that it isn’t funny - because, it is funny, if not a little disturbing. A guy walks around in a gorilla suit with a big schlong that shoots out some kind of milk / frosting mixture. They get drunk girls to “receive” some of the liquid, through some sort of payment plan, I assume.

Now don’t get me wrong, some of the girls look kinda cute, and if they unleash their breasts, it’s nice. But it’s all fake facials.

My bigger question is who’s buying this stuff and why?

http://www.gorillagras.com/kingshlong.html

http://www.tiffanypics.com/galleries/ndnikkib90/8.html

Holy fucking shit. I think Next Door Nikki getting naked at this point would be redundant. I just have to say that that’s the hottest outfit I’ve seen ever. Ever.

I know I’m not the only one out there that digs her.

Nevertheless, that’ll be the last Next Door Nikki post, unless she shows up in some kind of oil lathered version of the same thing she’s wearing here.

Straight up, I call shenanigans on this whole concept: that some dude made sex tapes with his ex-girlfriend, then when the situation went south, he published them on the Internet. The site goes for the hard sell here of course, going so far as to both exhibit praise and disdain for this imaginary girlfriend.

Still, it’s a pretty good looking site, and the girl doesn’t look half bad herself. Given the rather limited amount of media that there is, I don’t know how much a value a membership would be. At the very least, go read the faux-praise. It’s funny enough to make me laugh. On what other pornsite could you read the phrase: “So beautiful you are. I can’t ever take that away from you.”

Holy shit.

http://www.taylorbow.com/t1/

This gallery has two young women that want to have sex with each other. That’s not unusual, given the proclivity of the American male for hot girl on girl action. What is unusual is the setting. It looks like it takes place in one of Donald Trump’s ugly-ass, gaudy bathrooms. Featuring a rather obvious Greek mural on the wall, we also have some fake columns, nice wallpaper pattern and a tiny, lesbian-filled pool. So there. Enjoy. Or not.

http://virgin-beauties.com/0710sn/new87.html

You think we have it bad, with GW and his conservative hit-squad of no fun. We may not be able to buy dildos in Alabama, but at least we can get porn if we really want it. China however, is cracking down on all forms of pornography. Because of a new edict by the communist leadership, the Chinese are asked to report any pornographic website they find, foreign or otherwise, and then get a reward

BBC - China Gets Tough on Internet Porn

They’re so prevalent now, that truly it doesn’t matter if one wears glasses or not. And despite that fact, many people still associate glasses with intellectualism, even when there’s clearly no connection. Still, seeing girls like this get all freaky with their spectacles just does something to me.

http://www.pornexclusive.com/freepics/

So this girl is a lot like many girls that you probably know personally. She’s got a cute enough face, little boobies and a rocking ass that could make George Bush believe in the power of anal sex. OK, so I do at least. I know a girl that’s just like this. The difference is, the girl I know doesn’t make dirty porn for all of us to enjoy. Teagan has the booty; she’s young and cute; she wouldn’t give you the time of the day if you were to get all up on her in the club.

Oh well.

Enjoy the fruits of a questionable and admittedly difficult childhood. Hell, someone might as well.

Some hot pics of Teagan
Teagan Presley’s Videography

This is going to be real quick and easy. I thought this blonde girl had really beautiful breasts, and thus, her image deserves to be spread across the internet as much as possible. Sure, there’s not much forethought here; not much I can say about the relationship of sex and society. But sometimes, that’s a comment on society and academia itself. That despite our over analyzing, writing and pondering, that a nice rack, is just a nice rack.

http://www.hardcoreseries.net/allinternal/tera-bond/

I’d get a membership just for that girl.

I’ve never seen a secretary like this, that’s for damn sure. Frankly, I don’t think this girl would make a good secretary, anyway. Her beautiful, swarthy looks lead me to believe that she no speak-a the English, and is more concerned about removing her top than completing that memo.

http://www.sexykiwi.com/newtw/lenk2/

Just because I can:

More Next Door Nikki
Wetter, Hotter Next Door Nikki

Good Jeebus, she has nice breasts.

I’m on something of a dark-skinned Asian kick, so bear with me. Here’s a review to what is considered one of the better Asian-hottie pornos featuring some very lovely young ladies, including the very bouncy Charmaine Starr who I talked about the other day.

http://www.mrwebreview.com/dvd/mwrd0116.htm

Nautica [right] is also of note. She gets really into whatever she’s doing, getting covered in sweat and yelling. She claimed in a recent interview (but I’ll be damned if I can find it), that this is the movie where she orgasmed on screen. Hmmm.

By the way, I love reading porn reviews. Where else can you read the words “gonad guacamole"?

Link is thanks to Defamer

Jack Black’s Wikipedia entry has something fairly disturbing.

In October 2004 Black announced on his website that he would be releasing a ten minute pornographic video (or DVD) of himself masturbating for $9.99. After several days of debate as to whether this was a joke, Black posted a thirty second clip from the video for free download on the site as confirmation of it’s legitimacy.

Yeah, count me out.

Despite having a name that sounds like it could be for a special edition of toilet paper, Charmaine Starr is a hottie. I believe that she got her start as a cover girl on those stupid import / custom auto magazines. Regardless of that very questionable pedigree, Charmaine got into the porn biz and started doing dirty things. And fancy that: she’s really good at it.

http://galleries.babes.tv/charmainewall/index.php

Can anyone say “refreshingly natural"?

Everyone’s favorite amateur porn star and talentless socialiate Paris Hilton is accused of calling two black men “Dumb Niggers” in footage from her alleged new “leaked” sex tape.

I swear to God that if this happened it would make my millenium. Paris Hilton is everything that it is WRONG with this country

Because I got a surprise in the mail.

Posting shall commence.

BTW, have you visited the TGP?

An oldie (it’s from 2001) , but a goodie

At the tender age of 14 my best friend Alison and I decided that the time had come to master the blow job. Yes, young, I know. But we didn’t want practical, hands-on (or mouth-on) experience, we just wanted to know what to do in case the occasion ever arose that we would have to lose our respective oral innocence and take the plunge. ..

Due to a short bout with bulimia, Alison could put almost a full banana down her throat. Perplexed by the magnitude of her accomplishment, I asked her to help me with my own technique.

“I’m a Christian who loves Jesus and cares for all humans, even the wicked. What you probably don’t know is that I’m hot. My picture below isn’t really that good. I want to use my beauty for GOD, and want to encourage my sisters in Christ to do the same, according to the Great Commission.”

Link

Some people will try anything to sell on eBay.

Despite being light-colored, I can appreciate a fine ass. And there are fewer finer (admittedly white girl) asses, than you’ll see in Reef surf apparel ads. Chances are, unless you’re some stoner surfer from Southern California, you have no idea who the Reef Girls are. The company stumbled long ago on the completely genius concept of just having a fine ass, decked out in a thong, as their trademark element of their campaign. The model changes by the month, and a calendar is released every year. Reef Brazil’s site has some great pics of their current crop of models, plus some not-assy-enough wallpapers:

http://www.reefbrazil.com/

Depending on how you look at it, this approach has its drawbacks. The models are sometimes fugly if they turn around, but the fact remains that they don’t turn around all that much.

I like these pics of potential Reef Girls even better than the official site. Some fine, fine ass being strutted around.

http://www.dream-media-group.com/reef/index.html

What happens when your wife finds your porn mags? Two words: Sticky notes.