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9/27/2004

I am back

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 7:19 pm

Because I got a surprise in the mail.

Posting shall commence.

BTW, have you visited the TGP?

9/7/2004

Learning how to give blow jobs

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 9:56 am

An oldie (it’s from 2001) , but a goodie

At the tender age of 14 my best friend Alison and I decided that the time had come to master the blow job. Yes, young, I know. But we didn’t want practical, hands-on (or mouth-on) experience, we just wanted to know what to do in case the occasion ever arose that we would have to lose our respective oral innocence and take the plunge. ..

Due to a short bout with bulimia, Alison could put almost a full banana down her throat. Perplexed by the magnitude of her accomplishment, I asked her to help me with my own technique.

9/6/2004

Dating to Save People from Hell

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 6:34 pm

“I’m a Christian who loves Jesus and cares for all humans, even the wicked. What you probably don’t know is that I’m hot. My picture below isn’t really that good. I want to use my beauty for GOD, and want to encourage my sisters in Christ to do the same, according to the Great Commission.”

Link

9/5/2004

Does no one want my pussy?

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 6:31 pm

Some people will try anything to sell on eBay.

Reef Girls

Filed under: — PornoGil @ 10:00 am

Reef Girl AssDespite being light-colored, I can appreciate a fine ass. And there are fewer finer (admittedly white girl) asses, than you’ll see in Reef surf apparel ads. Chances are, unless you’re some stoner surfer from Southern California, you have no idea who the Reef Girls are. The company stumbled long ago on the completely genius concept of just having a fine ass, decked out in a thong, as their trademark element of their campaign. The model changes by the month, and a calendar is released every year. Reef Brazil’s site has some great pics of their current crop of models, plus some not-assy-enough wallpapers:

http://www.reefbrazil.com/

Depending on how you look at it, this approach has its drawbacks. The models are sometimes fugly if they turn around, but the fact remains that they don’t turn around all that much.

I like these pics of potential Reef Girls even better than the official site. Some fine, fine ass being strutted around.

http://www.dream-media-group.com/reef/index.html

9/4/2004

Disgruntled Housewife finds porn mags

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 6:28 pm

What happens when your wife finds your porn mags? Two words: Sticky notes.

iPod Girl

Filed under: — PornoGil @ 10:00 am

iPod Girl

Hey! I love my iPod too, but I don’t think I’d try to fuck it.

http://users4.ev1.net/~JOHNDX.BLOGS/Hegre12/Hegre12C.htm

9/3/2004

Why we need sex education in schools?

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 6:26 pm

Louisa had been playing with her urethra for years and found it pleasurable. Turns out what she thought was her urethra was actually her clitoris.

Asymetric Breasts

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 6:23 pm

What does it look like when one breast is vastly bigger than the other?

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