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8/18/2004

Former S-Club singer to “go porn”

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 5:31 pm


Alas, this story wasn’t as juicy as I had expected.

British pop princess Rachel Stevens is planning to transform herself into a ‘porn-star’ in a bid to stay at top of the charts…

So the sexy singer is planning a spectacular image-change to go with the release of her next single More, More, More.

Stevens explains: “I’m thinking of going porno girl myself.

Okay, look trick. Either you do, or you don’t. “Going porn” means sucking dicks, girl-on-girl, getting fucked in your ass, etc. “Going porn” is not a style of dress. That is called “Going Britney” a.k.a. “Going White Trash.”

Until I see you sucking on some dicks count me out.

Porn Clerk Stories

Filed under: — PornoGil @ 10:00 am

Being a porn clerk can’t be a comfortable thing: You know people are jerking to the videos that you’re putting in a little bag for them. You know their sexual preferences via their choices. You know more about these people than you have any right to.

Here are some great stories about working in regular stores with porn (increasingly rare) or straight up dirty bookstores:

If a customer is going to rent porn, I actually prefer to see a mixed bag of videos - that way all I know about them is that they want porn. Someone comes up with a stack of five videos about people pissing for each other, and suddenly I know a very intimate thing about a relative stranger…

http://www.improvisation.ws/mb/tpcs1.html

[Link via PinkCocktails]

I remember hearing the girl who wrote this doing a great piece (on this very subject) for NPR’s This American Life. I’ll try to dig through the archives and see if I can post it here. You see, we are mixing porn and intellectual discourse. What could be more intelligent than National Public Radio?

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