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8/26/2004

Next Door Nikki

Filed under: — PornoGil @ 7:56 pm

Why, oh why doesn’t Nikki live next door to me? She does have a certain girl next door quality to her, even if that quality is more stripper than innocent junior college student. I don’t think I’m off-base. If she’s not a stripper, I’m John Ashcroft in a tutu. The hints are obvious: tanned, toned body, pierced nipples and gigantic breasts. (From her website: “I know that a lot of you are curious about one specific detail, so here is the deal. My breasts are real! Nothing fake about em, they are all mine.")

Next Door Nikki

There are plenty pictures of her floating around the porno-verse, though none that I’ve seen so far have had any full nudity or her doing the kind of dirty stuff that girls next door should be doing. Though this comes close.

http://extremepink.com/nik/nikki12/index.html
http://extremepink.com/nik/nikki7/index.html
http://www.tiffanypics.com/galleries/ndnikki74/748.html

Jenna Jameson’s new book

Filed under: — Smut Peddler @ 7:44 pm

Everyone’s favorite porn skank Jenna Jameson wrote a book. Wow. [Insert joke about porn stars being too dumb to write books here.]

Propelled by positive reviews and a nationwide book tour, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale, the sizzling memoir by adult entertainment legend Jenna Jameson will debut September 5th at number nine on The New York Times non-fiction bestseller list, a monumental achievement for the adult industry superstar…

“A celebrity bio has to be judged on whether it’s entertaining and whether, despite the ghostwriter, a real person comes through in its pages,” said Charles Taylor on Salon.com. “Here, one does, and that’s as much a tribute to (co-author Neil) Strauss’ ability to merge with his subject as it is to the strength of Jameson’s personality. How to Make Love Like a Porn Star is lively, hellaciously entertaining, sharp, feisty and touching enough to earn Jameson the right to wear that ‘Heart Breaker’ tattoo on her right butt cheek.”

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